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Asslifter 

Noun: One who hoists his/her backside in the air while he/she prays (e.g. Muslims at the mosque).
Noun: Asslifter, Asslifters

Adjective: Asslifting (e.g. "Asslifting Sheikhs")
Asslifter by N. Abel March 23, 2013

Asslighting 

When someone farts and tries to convince you it didn’t happen.
Jake ripped ass last night mid sentence and just carried on talking as if nothing happened. It left me doubting everything. I’m sick of guys asslighting me!

Asslighting 

When your kid or spouse drops a bomb in the toilet and doesn't flush. And then claims it was your fault.
I know you left the logs in the toilet. Stop Asslighting me. I haven't taken a dump today.
Asslighting by Zack Morris Day October 7, 2020

Asslighting 

When you fart and deny that you have done so.
I was asslighting my boyfriend when I farted and then worked to convince him I did not.

She asslighted him.
Asslighting by Jan Berry Fly March 15, 2021

asslaughter 

When your farts are so terrible, they kill people
Shawn is going to jail for committing asslaughter
asslaughter by Sarcia26 August 23, 2019

Asslighting 

Asslighting (noun): When a large ass first appears smaller than it actually is, causing a person to question their own memory or sanity. See also: Ass illusion, thicc trickery, booty mind games.
Don't let the Spanx fool you; it's all asslighting, bro.