Asslighter

A tease. Someone who will flaunt the booty but won’t give it up.

Becky is such an asslighter

by anonymous June 11, 2024

Asslifter

Noun: One who hoists his/her backside in the air while he/she prays (e.g. Muslims at the mosque).

Noun: Asslifter, Asslifters

Adjective: Asslifting (e.g. "Asslifting Sheikhs")

by N. Abel March 23, 2013

Asslighting

When someone farts and tries to convince you it didn’t happen.

Jake ripped ass last night mid sentence and just carried on talking as if nothing happened. It left me doubting everything. I’m sick of guys asslighting me!

by ooc is serious business August 22, 2018

Asslighting

When your kid or spouse drops a bomb in the toilet and doesn't flush. And then claims it was your fault.

I know you left the logs in the toilet. Stop Asslighting me. I haven't taken a dump today.

by Zack Morris Day October 7, 2020

Asslighting

When you fart and deny that you have done so.

I was asslighting my boyfriend when I farted and then worked to convince him I did not.

She asslighted him.

by Jan Berry Fly March 15, 2021

asslaughter

When your farts are so terrible, they kill people

Shawn is going to jail for committing asslaughter

by Sarcia26 August 23, 2019

Asslighting

Asslighting (noun): When a large ass first appears smaller than it actually is, causing a person to question their own memory or sanity. See also: Ass illusion, thicc trickery, booty mind games.

Don't let the Spanx fool you; it's all asslighting, bro.

by Thicccheeks Nietzsche June 23, 2023