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Asslight gaykeep girlballs by WizardFrogge February 9, 2022
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Assfight
When two (females) going ass-to-ass and pressing, bumping, rubbing or slamming their asses together.
It's often sexually related, of the who's got the sexiest or biggest butt/ass/booty.
(competitive)
It's often sexually related, of the who's got the sexiest or biggest butt/ass/booty.
(competitive)
Assfight by ShastaBlackBiatch March 10, 2008
Asslighting
Jake ripped ass last night mid sentence and just carried on talking as if nothing happened. It left me doubting everything. I’m sick of guys asslighting me!
Asslighting by ooc is serious business August 22, 2018
Asslighting
When your kid or spouse drops a bomb in the toilet and doesn't flush. And then claims it was your fault.
Asslighting by Zack Morris Day October 7, 2020
Asslighting
I was asslighting my boyfriend when I farted and then worked to convince him I did not.
She asslighted him.
She asslighted him.
Asslighting by Jan Berry Fly March 15, 2021
Asslighting
Asslighting (noun): When a large ass first appears smaller than it actually is, causing a person to question their own memory or sanity. See also: Ass illusion, thicc trickery, booty mind games.
Asslighting by Thicccheeks Nietzsche June 23, 2023
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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