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Assif

A super nice mother who is also kind of a loser. They are still kinda cool though
Omg you are such an Assif 🤪
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ashifa

doesn't follow rules and if she does she does it whenever she wants, don't mess with her she a great fighter, has great sense of humor, can make you laugh whenever your sad or not in the mood and out going person.
don't mess with ashifa
by ur l0v3 March 15, 2017
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ASSFAGGOTS

An abbreviated name for an online game genre. Stands for "Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides". Sometimes shortened to MOBA (Mobile Online Battle Arena). Examples include the popular games DOTA 2 and League of Legends.
John: Hey Bill, do you want to play ASSFAGGOTS later?
Bill: Sorry man. I don't really like those games.
by Without Me September 23, 2020
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Assafi

A Jewish male with an IQ larger than your bank account. Loves flexing in front of everyone though not in the physical sense. Most likely a species of lizard with plans of world domination in mind.
Person1: Yo I heard that Jewish kid in our computer science class already designs software.
Person2: Yea he's an Assafi
by BigPeewee June 3, 2018
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Assface Syndrome

(Noun): An Irreversible affliction in which the person(s) constantly pretend to be completely fine with a person/situation, but are going through the motions while being an extreme hater without revealing it. See: Bun boy and Coward.
Caligulis Abnormis: Where hast my ceremonial Butt plug gotten to, Tristan?

Tristan Longpeath: Find it yourself, i'm not your slave.

Caligulis Abnormis: Fine. (While walking away, says): Dickhead.

Tristan Longpeath: Seems you have a terminal case of Assface Syndrome.
by High Hiter October 6, 2018
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assface magee

Assface magee is the plan Z of your comebacks after you used every word in the dictionary to insult someone.
Bob: screw you and your faggoty mother.
Larry: oh yeah? fuck you assface magee.
by Mr.Noose October 21, 2013
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President Assface

Another rollicking, immature and well-deserved nickname for the 45th US President.
It’s becoming more and more difficult to listen to the stream of rank flatulence emerging from President Assface.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 17, 2019
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