A passifier for the ass. Basically used by business executives who really need a passifier, but who also need to carry-on a conversation at the same time.
We were happy to know that Buford was using his Assifier during the meeting.
To make it more Australian or to change it in some way to resemble Australia by either changing the words to a song or poem etc to make it look or sound aussified.
I noticed an advertisement recently which had aussified "Summer Lovin" from Grease the movie. It's an ad for "aeroguard".