Definitions by Mr.Noose

birthday queef 

When a girl shoves confetti in her vagina then queefs and lets out a parade shooting confetti everywhere.

I sent Kyle a snapchat of my birthday queef last night.

birthday queef by Mr.Noose October 26, 2013

assface magee 

Assface magee is the plan Z of your comebacks after you used every word in the dictionary to insult someone.

Bob: screw you and your faggoty mother.
Larry: oh yeah? fuck you assface magee.

assface magee by Mr.Noose October 21, 2013