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A website where you sell your soul and any attempt at losing your virginity in order to attempt to have fun but instead get destroyed by Koreans playing this game
Person 1: Hey man, I was hoping you could come on this double date with Lisa and I.

Person 2: I can't. I have a team practice on League of Legends that night.
by flamechamp92 May 26, 2014
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THE GAME CREATED BY SATAN HIMSELF. ONCE YOU JUMP INTO YOUR FIRST MULTIPLAYER MATCH, IT'S ALL OVER FOR YOU. YOU'LL KEEP PLAYING AND PLAYING UNTIL YOU'VE PRESSED THE 'Q' KEY SO MUCH TIMES THAT YOUR FINGERS WILL TURN INTO BLOODY STUMPS. THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOURSELF IS IF YOU'RE AN EMO TEENAGER WITH MENTAL STABILITY PROBLEMS AND NEED A $40 GUIDE TO PLAY A SINGLE VIDEO GAME.
"Dude, why are you so sad? You look like you haven't slept for a year!"
"L...L...League of Legends"
"Oh, OK."
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by _yellow_ March 06, 2017
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A game so addictive and stupid, that you cannot quit no matter what. It is filled with 13 year old rage hard noobs who think they are the best, yet they feed and call roles they can't play for shit.

This game also consists of a rating system that is equivalent to a 1v1 match, but the catch is that it is a team game of 3v3 and 5v5. No matter how hard you try, carrying noobs in this game is almost like taking a shit while constipated, its not going to happen. Unless you are like extremely lucky. ELO Hell is the place all the baddies go cause they suck,and where the some goodies go cause the baddies couldn't be carried. ELO Heaven is where all the non-baddies go.
How the ELO system is interpreted in League of Legends.

Jesse: "Fak this game, the rating system isn't accurate, GG feeder noobs, you can't carry them, its too hard!"

The conversation before a ranked match-

NoobLord: "i Wana mid!"

thePro: "I don't think you should first pick into mid, you will get counter-picked"

NoobLord: "stfu noob i want mid, now im gonna feed and QQ afk"

People who call roles they can't play-

lol4lyfenoob: "ADC BOT!"

(later that match)

lol4lyfenoob: "gg noob jungler wont gank bot!"

derpmasterPro: "You are 0/12, and are pushing constantly, don't blame the jungler cause you suck, and don't call roles you can't play!"
by MorelloIamTryndamere August 05, 2012
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The game is symbolized by a beautiful cancer that spreads like a butterfly. Your time on earth is numbered, but it's precious and it's worth it.
Ryan: Are you going to do your homework? You've been addicted to that game for 3 months
Bryan: No, there's no turning back. I'm on stage 4 League of Legends
by RVanonymous414 September 01, 2016
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A moba where everyone trys to make the other shut up while trying to win at the same time while purposely aiming for teemo for his bllod and furry tail. none of the teamate care about whats going on in real life
League puns? I've got a Zilean of them
so sit down and lee sin to them, and dont be in vayne
league of legends is a very nice gaming community... you play dota? **** u
by FireGodRising May 22, 2015
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Possibly the worst game of the millennium. Toxic people on both teams, autistic people on your team specifically, bull crap hitboxes, easy champions, and tons of other bugs. Riot says they are an indie company, but there are over 1,000 workers. That's a gay ass lie. Don't play this game, there are tons of others that don't lick the shit out of the sewer.
person 1: Hey you play league of legends?
person 2: No, it's one of the worst games ever
by Thomas The Testicle Torpedo March 04, 2017
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