Assifying

continuous tense of Assify
To continuously mess up a situation or object.

Why are you always Assifying what people ask you to do?

This lime was good but now he is assifying the hell out of it.

by XpideR G August 5, 2009

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Acrifying

The art of putting key conversation words as acronyms, disregarding the normal acronyms that all tools use.

BP: Bachelor Pad
JK: Jet Ski
CC: Crazy in Cancun
BT: Bong Time
ON: One Nighter
SD: Suck Dick

Ya bro, me and my fellow fraters were acrifying all day on the beach while lounging #no homo

or any other words within your conversation that you are trying to emphasize

by FratCMENABoyFrat June 13, 2011

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Assfinger

The first time a girl ever sticks a finger up your arse when she is slopping away at a blowjob. One's reaction is initially "WTF ARE YOU DOING?" but in just a few seconds, one will be on a different plane of existence.

A friend suggested that I pick up this CD. After a long day of work, I put this in and, on the first listen of the first track, I yelled "WTF WAS HE THINKING?!!?!". But by the time I was finished with the second track, I think I 'got it'. This album is definitely an assfinger.

by G. D. Bebittes June 7, 2009

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assnoying

Okay so this is for when someone is both an ass and annoying at the same time. practically making you want to rip your ears off.

dude dont talk to ben, he's assnoying

by mikel March 14, 2005

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assfinger noogie

A staked finger with quills protruding and extending from one's asshole. Stinks a bit. An assfinger noogie stings a bit but makes you ejaculate violently.

Damn, he gave me an assfinger noogie and I came like a shotgun.

by Ptrackinator October 20, 2017

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