Assify
adj. The act of changing a good situation or object into a completely crappy representation of its former self.
p.tense Assified
con. tense Assifying
p.tense Assified
con. tense Assifying
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assify; assified
Assify
adj or v. - "ass-eh-fi(ed)"
1.Anything displeasing to the point of repluse.
2.Putrid
Synonym: Shitty
adj or v. - "ass-eh-fi(ed)"
1.Anything displeasing to the point of repluse.
2.Putrid
Synonym: Shitty
assify; assified by T.A. August 5, 2004
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Assifieds
A more apt name for personal classified ads, where the objective is clearly for limited time hooks up with a stranger.
Dude, where did you find that cougar?
I was scanning the Assifieds online yesterday. We totally hooked up last night.
I was scanning the Assifieds online yesterday. We totally hooked up last night.
Assifieds by TheKirkness October 6, 2011
Assiya
This name means healer. A funny individual who makes friends easily without trying. Mainly viewed as a leader nice and loving with a sinister side.
dumb-assity
my boyfriend not only read my diary, he had the dumb-assity to complain that I didn't mention him more often!
dumb-assity by fixit fox May 20, 2009
Assified
Assified by there are those who call me......Russ? February 21, 2003
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