Assifier

A passifier for the ass. Basically used by business executives who really need a passifier, but who also need to carry-on a conversation at the same time.

We were happy to know that Buford was using his Assifier during the meeting.

Assifier by Viking Guy May 16, 2007

Assifier

A buttplug

I heard Hannah is into using toys, she may be packing the Assifier

Assifier by vitojeca May 20, 2023

Assifier

A butt-plug.

Check out Stan's new Assifier! It's the biggest butt-plug I've ever seen!

Assifier by bler33 September 9, 2010

Assifieds

A more apt name for personal classified ads, where the objective is clearly for limited time hooks up with a stranger.

Dude, where did you find that cougar?

I was scanning the Assifieds online yesterday. We totally hooked up last night.

Assifieds by TheKirkness October 6, 2011

Assified 

To be made ass, by something that is already ass in state or being.

Bob became assified when he started to hang out with that asshole, Billy.

Assified by there are those who call me......Russ? February 21, 2003

assify; assified 

Assify
adj or v. - "ass-eh-fi(ed)"
1.Anything displeasing to the point of repluse.
2.Putrid

Synonym: Shitty

1)Dont assify the situation.

2)Who assified the room?

3)That's one assified face!

assify; assified by T.A. August 5, 2004

assifer 

A combination between "Lucifer" and Jennifer...as in Jennifer Lopez.

This word is also in reference to Jennifer Lopez's famous big ass.

Someone who is evil and desecrates the sacrament of marriage by marrying over and over again.

"She's such an assifer-- how many times will she marry again?"

assifer by Jickee July 31, 2004