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assification 

the misuse by UCLA professors of the term "acidification" during academic lectures on concerning the pH of ocean water.

the gradual increase in obtaining ass
oceans continue to assify

increased assification in the oceans

Self - Assification 

To make an ass out of yourself to get out of a horrible situation.
The quickest way to pull off a self-assification? Making an ass of yourself. Faking a massive bowel movement.

"After being asked to clean the yard, I did some self - assification by telling them I had explosive diarrhea."

"I had to work my self - assification to get out of cleaning the toilet yesterday"

asiafication 

the hell does this word even mean
Asiafication surgery. Now I've googled this, and there are no results. Like, nothing explains what the heck this is.

yassification 

The act of making someone or something gayer or more girlboss.
Alyssa went through yassification and now listens to Azelia Banks.
yassification by certified twink December 23, 2021

yassification 

yassification means that it's like so much better than everything else and you can't do anything about it. also it's gay
Elton John is the yassification of Billy Joel.
yassification by yaass queen March 23, 2021
Word of the Day on November 16, 2021

yassification 

the action of making something more like spicier or casting your yass spell.
red taylors version is the yassification of red
yassification by poopianna November 16, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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