Aplop 

A hip condensed version of the full word "apoplectic," which means "to be overcome with anger."

After I watched Indiana Jones and The Crystal Skull, I was totally aplop!

My mom's burning of the meatloaf made me aplop as hell!

Aplop by IAmRickSee October 21, 2015

go commit apoptosis 

The real definition for "apoptosis" is cell suicide. So, this should be self-explanatory.

General person on the internet: "go commit die"
Me, and fellow intellectuals: "go commit apoptosis."

go commit apoptosis by n0. February 6, 2019

Apoplithorismosphobia 

The fear of monetary and economic deflation, as coined by Austrian economist Mark Thornton

The vast majority of mainstream economists and policy-makers suffer from chronic apoplithorismosphobia. Thus, they recommend aggressive central banking and monetary inflation

Apoplithorismosphobia by likesuchas August 25, 2009

alopecoid

Fox-Like creature.

note: Often causes dizzy spells and fainting when attempting to spell this word.

Stop the clock, that's alopecoid!

alopecoid by Chuck June 18, 2004

apoplexy 

(Uh-Pawp-lehxee)
1. Rage; a fit of great anger
2. a sudden pouring of blood into an organ or tissue
3. Sudden impairment of neurological function, especially that resulting from a cerebral hemorrhage; a stroke.

1a. Apoplexy Within a void
1b. With apoplexy filling the mind of Jody, there was no stoping her without tranquilizing her.
1c. The proud... members suffered collective apoplexy, and this year they are out for blood (David Finch)
3. Apoplexy has made it difficult for Vince to live his life perfect, as it was before, again.

Rage sometimes causes excessive bleeding into something, such as a vein poping and bleeding out, thus rage would cause cerebral hemorrhage or any type of bleeding into an organ if too serious.

apoplexy by Kelpie October 7, 2005

Alopecia

An auto immune disorder in which the white blood cells are mentally damaged and attack one's hair.

Treatments include injecting cortical steriods into one's head, putting said steriods on skin in the form of a cream, and cursing one's blood cells for being so stupid.

Doctor: You have alopecia
Patient: You idiots!

Alopecia by hi. Please dont kill me. December 4, 2012

apropoo 

1. A situation where a response of "shit", or the poo emoji is most appropriate. 2. Apropos of poo.

Guy 1: I loved that Indian food last night but I had the runs all night.

Guy 2: Shit.

Guy 1: How apropoo.

apropoo by Xeenie September 12, 2014