1. *man is eating at table*
*terrorist walks in holding a bomb*
Man: HOLYCWAP IT'S APLOMB!

2. On the dark side of the refridgerator, a plum turns to a life of explosives and violence, he becomes aplomb

aplomb by SayHeyKid999 July 30, 2006

Related Words

aplomb • aplombified • con qui fail d'aplomb • aploob • applomb • a plumbing focus

aplomb

noun. a state of calm, collected control over oneself; poise. In martial French fencing, aplomb is not to brandish a weapon—not to be “en garde”—but to be perfectly prepared to do so. To have aplomb is to start no shit and always keep it a hundred. Aplomb is effortless and overwhelming rizz, both kind and dangerous.

pronounced: ah-plum

She weathered his insults with aplomb. Only when he threatened violence did she act. The pace of her breath never changed, even as he breathed his last.

aplomb by Skeleton Inside January 13, 2024

con qui fail d'aplomb

(acronym cqfd, but rarely used) : an offensive Quebec French phrase, which translated to English literally means an oafish, boorish, clumsy person who spectacularly fails at everything they do

(scene from Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets):

diary-released Tom Riddle : Harry, let me take you back in time, and show you who really opened The Chamber of Secrets the first time around.

Harry : who was he?

Tom Riddle: i am sure you would recognize him as Hagrid.

Harry: are you serious?Hagrid? But please don't qualify him as a con qui fail d'aplomb

con qui fail d'aplomb by Uncle Dimma December 7, 2016

aplombified

Somebody that fingers their cunting bellend hole

People called darren say i'm going to aplombified myself

aplombified by Darrenyup July 6, 2007

applomb

composure; poise; sangfroid

He handled that difficult situation with applomb

applomb by Lyle August 23, 2004

aploob

hi pupy thak you sploob

hi aploob pupy

aploob by hi_pupy October 15, 2020

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026