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1. What people yell when there is a terrorist attack in a resteraunt.

2. A violent plum
1. *man is eating at table*
*terrorist walks in holding a bomb*
Man: HOLYCWAP IT'S APLOMB!

2. On the dark side of the refridgerator, a plum turns to a life of explosives and violence, he becomes aplomb
aplomb by SayHeyKid999 July 30, 2006
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noun. a state of calm, collected control over oneself; poise. In martial French fencing, aplomb is not to brandish a weapon—not to be “en garde”—but to be perfectly prepared to do so. To have aplomb is to start no shit and always keep it a hundred. Aplomb is effortless and overwhelming rizz, both kind and dangerous.

pronounced: ah-plum
She weathered his insults with aplomb. Only when he threatened violence did she act. The pace of her breath never changed, even as he breathed his last.
aplomb by Skeleton Inside January 13, 2024

con qui fail d'aplomb 

(acronym cqfd, but rarely used) : an offensive Quebec French phrase, which translated to English literally means an oafish, boorish, clumsy person who spectacularly fails at everything they do
(scene from Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets):

diary-released Tom Riddle : Harry, let me take you back in time, and show you who really opened The Chamber of Secrets the first time around.

Harry : who was he?

Tom Riddle: i am sure you would recognize him as Hagrid.

Harry: are you serious?Hagrid? But please don't qualify him as a con qui fail d'aplomb

aplombified 

Somebody that fingers their cunting bellend hole
People called darren say i'm going to aplombified myself
aplombified by Darrenyup July 6, 2007
He handled that difficult situation with applomb
applomb by Lyle August 23, 2004
hi aploob pupy
aploob by hi_pupy October 15, 2020