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afropoon 

A girl that literally has an afro on her poon. Very hairy and unkept. Think of the scene in Scary Movie when he takes her pants off and has to use bush trimmers to clear the way.
I took off her panties and WAPOW her afropoon hit me in the face.
afropoon by Nick Maloney November 29, 2005
Someone that has a fear of pooing on an aeroplane
George has a fear of aeropooping, as it causes embarrassment and may stink the whole aeroplane.
adj. in timely or appropriate manner/context; this can also mean in addition
He was apropos when he brought up the topic of cleaning when they discussed everyone's household responsibilities in the apartment.

The way she interjected her criticisms about his brother was not considerate nor apropos, due to the fact that they were talking about his health issues.
apropos by Mette October 7, 2004

apropos kjøttkaker 

Norwegian expression used for changing the subject to something totally unrelated.
Originated around a dinner table 20 minutes by car north-east of Oslo, when the older sister of the house had something more to say about meatballs. Widely used in some circles in Oslo and the areas around Oslo.
Can be translated to English like this: "Speaking of meatballs"
Apropos kjøttkaker fikk jeg en A på oppgaven min.
In English: Speaking of meatballs, I got an A on my essay.

Mark: This has to be a complete change of subject and totally unrelated to the current topic.

apropost 

"The apropost came seven minutes too late to win her heart."
apropost by jlaker December 9, 2009

Appropoo 

adjective suggesting the level of appropriateness of any smartphone application for use while one is relieving oneself. Said relief is typically in the form of defecation.
Angry Birds, Scrabble and Thumbstruck are all great applications to use while you're on the toilet. They're very appropoo.
Appropoo by meatlocker May 19, 2011
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Oblication 

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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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