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baseball analogy

the everlasting sexual bases metaphor. The best way to remember them is the four "F"s: French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.

first: the first step in a sexual relationship kissing with an open mouth or using tongue (french kissing)

first and a half base: under the shirt, bra still on

second: one step up from first base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out,direct oral or manual stimulation of a partner's breast/nipple, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

shortstop: in baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.

third base: the last base before penetration sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl

home base: reaching home base or fourth base is consumating the relationship by having vaginal sex, making love or fucking
NOTE:first or second base can be achieved concurrently with dry humping, considered third base when oral or manual stimulation occurs to genitals.

"Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt."

"We finally reached home base last night! Thankfully he had a condom on him because we were so horny we couldn't wait any longer"
baseball analogy by Jake March 5, 2004
n. a type of figurative language that states an example to allow a better insight and understanding of the whatever is trying to be explained. analogies are used to give better perspective to something, usually situations that are trying to be explained.
Person 1: I don't understand, how has this been so difficult for you?

Person 2: How so?

Person 1: To use an analogy, it's been an emotional roller coaster.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: Everything's been going up and down, with unexpected turns, like a rollercoaster!

Person 2: Oh, now I see. I'm very sorry.
analogy by lovingdancer June 9, 2010
It's like a thought with another thought's hat on.
"Someone please tell her what an analogy is."
"I know what it is, it's like a thought with another thought's hat on.
analogy by ozgin January 3, 2015

Analogy War 

When an analogy is abused due to two or more people constantly arguing over it and trying to add on to it. Serves many purposes such as a guy trying to get it in with an unwilling girl, someone trying to convince another to stop doing something such as drugs, ect.
Horny guy: Baby, you gotta be adventurous sometimes, or you'll never find your way around the mountain. (sex analogy)

Girl: But what if I get attacked by a wild animal in the mountains?

Horny guy: Sometimes the adventure is worth it.

Person 3: ANALOGY WAR!
Analogy War by XKatXKitty December 7, 2010

Chidi Anagonye Syndrome 

Analysis paralysis (or paralysis by analysis) describes an individual or group process when overanalyzing or overthinking a situation can cause forward motion or decision-making to become "paralyzed", meaning that no solution or course of action is decided upon.

Chidi of The Good Place is the ultimate example of Analysis Paralysis and it has now been renamed in the DSM-21(not really) to reflect this.
Tommyhanksy:
Also known as the Chidi Anagonye Syndrome

u/mymomcallsmeoops:
That isn’t even a real thing, I googled it. You’re full of shirt.
analogy n.

1.an inference that if things agree in some respects they probably agree in others.

2.drawing a comparison in order to show a similarity in some respect.

3.the religious belief that between creature and creator no similarity can be found so great but that the dissimilarity is always greater.

4. short form for anal orgy
1.if CO2 has 1 carbon molecule and 2 oxygen molecules and so does FeCO2 then theres an analogy between them.

2."the operation of a computer presents and interesting analogy to the working of the brain"; "the models show by analogy how matter is built up."

3."language can point in the right direction but any analogy between God and humans will always be inadequate."

4."lets have an analogy."
analogy by Grisu May 4, 2006
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