We all know what you're here for. But you need a heads up.
Just remember to clear your history.

Horny bastard.
by Jesuswhyiseverythingalreadytak February 17, 2020
"I'm horny, so I'm just going to look up a bunch of vulgar shit on Urban Dictionary."
by L0$3R May 19, 2020
A disease that spreads all world wide, its effects make you want to find a mating partner desperately and masturbate intensely.
"Hey Richard, Joseph got Horny"
by ManueleBonjele September 14, 2020
You watch him walk in with a bulge in his pants. You rip off his shirt as he unbuttons your blouse and you slowly rub your clothed pussy against his erected boner. You tease him and dry fuck him as you devilishly look him in the eye. He grabs you and slams you against the bed licking his lips and gets on top of you. He unbuttons his boxers revealing his 9" monster cock. You grab onto his shoulders and he makes out with you. His dick strokes your cunt and your tongue explores his whole mouth. Your wet pussy intensifies and you suddenly grow so horny you flip him over suddenly. You hop onto his dick and ride it like a cow girl. You move forwards and backwards up and down and bob up and down while he holds your hips. He then throws you back onto the bed so your back arches against the edge and he penetrates your slippery pussy as he bites your tits. You grab onto his shoulder blades as he fucks you deeper and deeper.

Man that made me horny..
Being extremely and want some sort of pleasure.

Girls- when your pussy lubricates/wet
Guys- when your dick becomes hard
One day, I was incredibly horny. My pussy was throbbing and soaking through my thong. Fortunately, it was the weekend and my family was gone.
I went to the bathroom and went into the bathtub that just got filled up. I rubbed my clit in quick motions (back and forth, back and forth) and wanted more. I got the adjustable shower head and put it right above my throbbing clit.
The warm water was pounding on me, and God did it feel good. I sat onto the perimeter on the bathtub and let it pour on my clit. I was moaning and groaning and feel like I was gonna explode.
"More," I thought. "I want so much more fucking more."
I dug two fingers into my hole, moaning and jerking my body. I pushed them in slowly, then pushed hard to get it to touch the G-spot. I pulled out slow this time, and pushed in hard. I did this continuously, until I needed to do it harder and faster.
I could feel my pussy pulse around my fingers, and I was just about to orgasm, but I stopped.
I got out of the tub and ran into my room. I looked through my drawers and got my 10 inch vibrator. Then, I quickly walked backed into the bathtub.
In a slow motion, I took the vibrator into my hole. I did not jerk it in out or side to side. I just let it touch my G-spot, and I moaned and groaned and began to orgasm.
Soon, I picked up the pace. I jerked the vibrator in all sorts of positions and I was shaking with pleasure.
With a mighty orgasm, I squirted--far. It was the best orgasm I've ever had.
by TheSquirter March 29, 2012
You were expecting something horny, but it was Me! Dio!
Kono Horny Da!
by RandomGuyThatTalksShit December 16, 2020
Girls- pussy feels like a lake
Boys- dick gets hard forming a tent in the pants.
After I got home from work I decided to go to a bar since I am extremely horny. I putted on my sluttier dress and headed out.

When I got there I ordered a drink and a hot girl came and sat by me.

“Do you want to do it now?” She asked me making me wet.

“Of course”

We went into the girls bathroom and locked the door already making out.

I took her dress off and began sucking her beautiful big tits. She let out loud moans.

I got on my knees and placed one of her legs on my shoulder and started to eat her out.

“fuck me harder” she yelled and I sped up the pace.

My tongue circling her clit making she scream in pleasure and play with my hair and her tits.

“I AM GONNA...”

“Dont tell. Show” I went back to sucking her.

And she did. She came all over my face.

“Your turn” she said naughtyly.

“She picked me up and placed me on the balcony and started to finger me.

She took my dress off and tossed it somewhere.

She started to pump me harder and I yelled in pleasure.

A huge wave of pleasure struck me and I squirted everywhere.

We were panting and covered in cum.

But we didn’t stop we fucked the whole night until the bar closed.

I still masturbate remembering that
by Horny all the time September 8, 2018