analomy

Religious practice in which sex is only allowed is through the anus, complete with toilet paper dick turbans.

"Have you ever heard of analomy?"
"Hmm..I wonder what their church looks like."

analomy by Fickle Fingers October 11, 2016

grey's anatomy 

1) A popular medical drama wherein all major characters either

a- die

b- are critically injured

c- make abrupt and nonsensical decisions about their love lives and careers

2) Something you hate to love

"So what happened on the last episode of grey's anatomy?"

"The usual. Patients survived and doctors died."

grey's anatomy by yoyo honey singh November 16, 2012

grey's anatomy 

a tv show where everyone dies

"hey, did you watch grey's anatomy last night?"
"yea, shonda killed off everyone."

grey's anatomy by greysanatomy24 February 3, 2019

Gross Anatomy 

A rite of passage those seeking a doctoral degree in a health profession (Physician, Physical therapist, Dentist, etc...) must go through.

Involves tedious, lengthy, lab sessions often pushing 5 hours in which one dissects a human cadaver several times a week in a room with no sunlight.

Imagine looking at a bowl of spaghetti and having to name not only each noodle, but also every space in-between them. Imagine having to know where each noodle is going, where it came from, what its embryological origin was, and what nerve innervates it.

Side effects include, but are not limited to: smelling like formaldehyde after your 3rd shower, wishing you could forget the things you've done in lab- like cutting open a dead man's testicle or skinning a human face- except for that you'll be tested on it next week, a marked aversion to chicken, brisket and fat of any kind, and extreme sleep deprivation.

"I used to enjoy life. Now I'm taking Gross anatomy"

"Hey, did you hear about that guy who got dragged by a car for a mile and had to be hospitalized for a month?

"Yeah, I heard while he was getting dragged, he would cry out "at least I'm not in Gross Anatomy".

I'd go and grab a bite to eat with you, but I just walked out of Gross Anatomy lab and it's going to take at least a few hours to wash the stink off.

Gross Anatomy by A 1-Lung October 20, 2010

Grey's Anatomy 

Medical TV show that is really just a show about coworkers sleeping togethers and tragedies happening to their families. A main character has died every season since season 8 so... it's completely worth it considering how hot all the doctors are

Grey's Anatomy

is still one of the greats so please watch it

Grey's Anatomy by allys421 July 17, 2016

baseball analogy

the everlasting sexual bases metaphor. The best way to remember them is the four "F"s: French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.

first: the first step in a sexual relationship kissing with an open mouth or using tongue (french kissing)

first and a half base: under the shirt, bra still on

second: one step up from first base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out,direct oral or manual stimulation of a partner's breast/nipple, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

shortstop: in baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.

third base: the last base before penetration sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl

home base: reaching home base or fourth base is consumating the relationship by having vaginal sex, making love or fucking

NOTE:first or second base can be achieved concurrently with dry humping, considered third base when oral or manual stimulation occurs to genitals.

"Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt."

"We finally reached home base last night! Thankfully he had a condom on him because we were so horny we couldn't wait any longer"

baseball analogy by Jake March 5, 2004

Graze Anatomy 

When a naked man sidles up behind a naked woman and his Johnson grazes her ass.

Before stepping into the shower I walked behind my wife and let my penis brush across her ass. She looked back at me disapprovingly and asked what I was doing. I said "you've just experienced an episode of graze anatomy."

Graze Anatomy by Russ Rivas January 15, 2013