An unpleasant feeling some people infrequently experience when taking a drag of marijuana. Some report it as their brain exploding, or swelling of their heart combined with anxiety. It's only temporary and goes away after a few seconds.
by Purantsu January 16, 2017
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by WoWSura July 28, 2011
Get the afterkick mug.The aroma one has after recently engaging in sexual activity. Usually the scent of sweaty balls, ass and vagina.
Note: Your partner may enjoy this smell. Your co-workers do not.
Note: Your partner may enjoy this smell. Your co-workers do not.
Jay - Hey Onya...Why are you so late to work?
Onya - Oh I was busy...
Jay - Ew..wha...What is that smell. You smell like sex...No. You smell like afterfuck!
Onya - Okay...So like I said...I was BUSY!
Onya - Oh I was busy...
Jay - Ew..wha...What is that smell. You smell like sex...No. You smell like afterfuck!
Onya - Okay...So like I said...I was BUSY!
by dirtynap January 11, 2008
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Get the Afterkill mug.The Afterfuck Shutdown is when after cumming in a girls face if she decides to stay the night, you turn off the gas and electric and water,throw her clothes outside, and tell that stanky booty bitch get the fuck out of my territory.
Girl : "hey baby that was nice mind if i stay i'm too drunk to leave".
boy: "ok sure go in the bathroom and get cleaned up".
boy; *runs downstairs grabs flashlight and turns off everything then proceeds to take her clothes and throw them out onto the open sidewalk*.
girl: "what the fuck was that for??'
boy : "get the fuck out bitch you aint sleeping here"!
girl: "no wonder you are alone and nobody loves you.. you're probably one of those creeps that use urban dictionary and jacks off to tentacle porn all day".
The Afterfuck Shutdown
boy: "ok sure go in the bathroom and get cleaned up".
boy; *runs downstairs grabs flashlight and turns off everything then proceeds to take her clothes and throw them out onto the open sidewalk*.
girl: "what the fuck was that for??'
boy : "get the fuck out bitch you aint sleeping here"!
girl: "no wonder you are alone and nobody loves you.. you're probably one of those creeps that use urban dictionary and jacks off to tentacle porn all day".
The Afterfuck Shutdown
by AniyahTheFatFuck November 5, 2013
Get the The Afterfuck Shutdown mug.A small amount of semen released a short time after one masturbates.
One masturbates and goes about his business. Then a few minutes (roughly 5-15) later a small drop of batch drips out of the relaxing penis. A nuisance because it dampens the boxers/briefs.
One masturbates and goes about his business. Then a few minutes (roughly 5-15) later a small drop of batch drips out of the relaxing penis. A nuisance because it dampens the boxers/briefs.
John: "Ahh F!"
Pete: "What?"
John: "I just got some afterjack in my drawers."
Pete: "Hate it when that happens."
Pete: "What?"
John: "I just got some afterjack in my drawers."
Pete: "Hate it when that happens."
by Brainstorm April 5, 2009
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Gerald: Yes.
Matthew: But do you know his secret? He has alternicks for him to flamebait or bash American Idol contestants.
Gerald: Yes.
Matthew: But do you know his secret? He has alternicks for him to flamebait or bash American Idol contestants.
by Hyckou November 20, 2009
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