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A small amount of semen released a short time after one masturbates.

One masturbates and goes about his business. Then a few minutes (roughly 5-15) later a small drop of batch drips out of the relaxing penis. A nuisance because it dampens the boxers/briefs.
John: "Ahh F!"
Pete: "What?"
John: "I just got some afterjack in my drawers."
Pete: "Hate it when that happens."
afterjack by Brainstorm April 5, 2009
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aftermarket pussy

Phil: I got aftermarket pussy, the non binary kind.

afterface 

The face you make after you bust
I made the coolest afterface after i faced a face that faced after it faced an afterface on the after bust
afterface by FurryFag June 5, 2016

aftermarket

Parts made by an outside firm to replace OEM (Original Equipment Manufacturers) parts. Commonly used in automotive purposes, but the aftermarket exists in virtually every industry.

In other words, these are NOT "Genuine <fill in name of manufacturer> parts." The quality of aftermarket parts can vary widely, some engineered to be better than the originals, some poorly fitting and otherwise inferior crap. Caveat Emptor when buying aftermarket parts! But sometimes when the original parts are discontinued or the manufacturer has gone out of business, the aftermarket may be your only choice.
NAPA and J.C. Whitney are two of the larger aftermarket auto parts suppliers.

Quality Discount Press Parts and AAA Press are pretty much the only aftermarket suppliers of note in the flexo printing industry.

AfterDark 

An account on a social network dedicated to the steamier or more controversial side of a better-known blogger/tweeter/poster. As opposed to one's public ("Daytime") accounts, AfterDark accounts are usually non-public, NSFW, and require a request to be added before these are visible. This keeps the content out of the boss' / public's / spouse's / lover's eye. The name alludes to what goes on outside of work, traditionally at night, such as sex or partying. Some AfterDark accounts include the words "AfterDark" in the username, while others use different or obscure names so that the true owner will not recognizable to strangers, but clear to anyone who knows him/her.

Some believe the name is also a reference to the After Dark screensaver, an early computer program of the same name introduced in 1989, that displayed moving images to prevent a static image from burning dark spots into the phospor of screen display tubes during idle times (nowadays, the term "screen saver" makes no sense for LED or LED-backlit displays).
His afterdark Twitter profile says "The private life of a certain spotted cat. Very NSFW. If you know who this is, and I know you, DM me and I'll add you."
AfterDark by spottacus August 11, 2012

afterbake 

That warm fuzzy feeling you get after a night of intense and/or hilarious indulgence in marijuana. Prone to say strange things, but still feel painfully aware of your approaching sobriety. Usually curable by way of wake'n'bake. Also known as a 'weed hangover'.
SA: Googly-eyed monsters are coming for me, and I can't figure out the password to your microwave.
SO: Seriously, stfu and stop eating, you have hella afterbake.
afterbake by Starfeesh July 25, 2010

BBM Afterdark 

a bbm group or groups that are dedicated to sexual talk and picture trading after night fall. You can often find these group invitations on various social media sites such as twitter facebook etc... you might find also bbm groups like @bbm_match or @bbm_sexies in dedicated to exchanging bbm pins for finding bbm afterdark friends.
I'm horny who is ready for some bbm afterdark nasty talk?

Cum join my bbm afterdark group
BBM Afterdark by Jump off city October 20, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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