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aftercock
the weighty, suppler, still-swole state of a man's dick after ejaculation that is visually pleasing, possibly dripping, and usually maintains into the snack making process.
Wow! I'm not even sure how you're making me quake when you're fucking me, but when I see that big, juicy aftercock exit my hole-- it all checks out.
Please dangle that huge aftercock of yours over my face for a minute so that I can cum too.
Your aftercock barely fits back in your undies, might as well quick snap a dick pic!
Please dangle that huge aftercock of yours over my face for a minute so that I can cum too.
Your aftercock barely fits back in your undies, might as well quick snap a dick pic!
aftercock by SwirledPeace35_ September 21, 2025
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aftercock • altercocker • aftershock • afterfuck • afterdick • akercocke • afterjack • afterkick • afterwork • Afterchoke
afterwork
1) An event where people meet to have drinks after work.
2) Going to a date with someone while having drinks. It can start in a bar and may end up in bed.
2) Going to a date with someone while having drinks. It can start in a bar and may end up in bed.
afterwork by Find a Wingman November 29, 2019
Akercocke
Blackened Death Metal band who famously got banned from touring in Northern Ireland and owned Steve Nolan on his own show.
Dumbass Christian: Your lyrics are disgusting you are polluting our childrens minds!!!!111
Akercocke: well they seem to be enjoying it so fuck you
Steve: wowowowowo watch it or youll be off my show just like that!
akercocke: i seem to remember you requested us to come on...
Akercocke: well they seem to be enjoying it so fuck you
Steve: wowowowowo watch it or youll be off my show just like that!
akercocke: i seem to remember you requested us to come on...
Akercocke by ExtremeMetalFan666 February 22, 2009
afterwork
As if spending your entire working day with your co-workers wasn't bad enough, you spend time with co-workers after work drinking alcohol.
Common activities includes but are not limited to; drinking, talking about work, talking about co-workers who are not there and generally not talking about anything that is not related to working.
Common activities includes but are not limited to; drinking, talking about work, talking about co-workers who are not there and generally not talking about anything that is not related to working.
Hey! We have spent the entire working week together, let's get together on our free time for an afterwork!
afterwork by pseduo90210 April 12, 2014
Aftertoke
Aftertoke by ClarkeKentIsCrunk January 24, 2007
climaxic aftershocks
climaxic aftershocks by king_shot_travels_south April 25, 2009
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026
funflation
The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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