aftersick

The sickness that comes after being cured from a previous sickness

Best friend: wanna go to the mall?

“You”: I can’t… I have aftersick
Best friend: No problem we can do it some other time

aftersick by odenanaizzy February 11, 2023

climaxic aftershocks 

The series of bodily tremors following an orgasm (typically experienced by women).

After she came, her body experienced climaxic aftershocks for a couple of minutes.

climaxic aftershocks by king_shot_travels_south April 25, 2009

delayed aftershock 

: (n) a sword technique that requires the user to slash an object, which will inflict interior damage while keeping the exterior unblemished; a master of this technique can sculpt the interior to their liking.

After Wa De Kun used delayed aftershock on a boulder, the boulder seemed to remain unchanged. However, when you look inside the boulder via an x-ray, you can see a replica of Michelangelo's David.

delayed aftershock by Yuudma February 13, 2018

Aftersigh 

The sigh that occurs after laughing really hard. There are usually laughing tears present also.

Person: Hahahahaha! *aftersigh*

Aftersigh by Mothernaturepineappledinosaur February 16, 2010

Afterschooler 

Short word for after-school detention, comes from UK.

I got a god damn afterschooler at 5!

Afterschooler by ugi1ugi April 27, 2009

afterfuck

The aroma one has after recently engaging in sexual activity. Usually the scent of sweaty balls, ass and vagina.

Note: Your partner may enjoy this smell. Your co-workers do not.

Jay - Hey Onya...Why are you so late to work?

Onya - Oh I was busy...

Jay - Ew..wha...What is that smell. You smell like sex...No. You smell like afterfuck!

Onya - Okay...So like I said...I was BUSY!

afterfuck by dirtynap January 11, 2008

The Afterfuck Shutdown 

The Afterfuck Shutdown is when after cumming in a girls face if she decides to stay the night, you turn off the gas and electric and water,throw her clothes outside, and tell that stanky booty bitch get the fuck out of my territory.

Girl : "hey baby that was nice mind if i stay i'm too drunk to leave".
boy: "ok sure go in the bathroom and get cleaned up".
boy; *runs downstairs grabs flashlight and turns off everything then proceeds to take her clothes and throw them out onto the open sidewalk*.
girl: "what the fuck was that for??'
boy : "get the fuck out bitch you aint sleeping here"!
girl: "no wonder you are alone and nobody loves you.. you're probably one of those creeps that use urban dictionary and jacks off to tentacle porn all day".
The Afterfuck Shutdown

The Afterfuck Shutdown by AniyahTheFatFuck November 5, 2013