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afterdick

afterdick is the persistence of a sensation of flavor after the stimulating member has passed out of contact with the sensory end organs. The term is particularly used in relation to another dick that has been there before you.
Your friend had sex with said girl. You have sex with the same said girl, now you have had some afterdick. Afterdick only applies when you know the last person she sleep with.
by Handsome Chris December 1, 2006
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Afterdick

The taste or phantom presence of your penis in a girls mouth after a girl has blown you off
John didnt kiss jackie back because of her afterdick
by Squeakerz February 18, 2010
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Afterdibs

Calling dibs on a girl/boy to date them after they break up or are broken up with by their current boyfriend/girlfriend.
"Man she's so fine!!!! Too bad she's got a boyfriend"

"Yeah I hear ya, well I got afterdibs on that"
by Fingerling000 September 21, 2009
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AfterDark

An account on a social network dedicated to the steamier or more controversial side of a better-known blogger/tweeter/poster. As opposed to one's public ("Daytime") accounts, AfterDark accounts are usually non-public, NSFW, and require a request to be added before these are visible. This keeps the content out of the boss' / public's / spouse's / lover's eye. The name alludes to what goes on outside of work, traditionally at night, such as sex or partying. Some AfterDark accounts include the words "AfterDark" in the username, while others use different or obscure names so that the true owner will not recognizable to strangers, but clear to anyone who knows him/her.

Some believe the name is also a reference to the After Dark screensaver, an early computer program of the same name introduced in 1989, that displayed moving images to prevent a static image from burning dark spots into the phospor of screen display tubes during idle times (nowadays, the term "screen saver" makes no sense for LED or LED-backlit displays).
His afterdark Twitter profile says "The private life of a certain spotted cat. Very NSFW. If you know who this is, and I know you, DM me and I'll add you."
by spottacus August 11, 2012
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BBM Afterdark

a bbm group or groups that are dedicated to sexual talk and picture trading after night fall. You can often find these group invitations on various social media sites such as twitter facebook etc... you might find also bbm groups like @bbm_match or @bbm_sexies in dedicated to exchanging bbm pins for finding bbm afterdark friends.
I'm horny who is ready for some bbm afterdark nasty talk?

Cum join my bbm afterdark group
by Jump off city October 20, 2011
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afterfuck

The aroma one has after recently engaging in sexual activity. Usually the scent of sweaty balls, ass and vagina.

Note: Your partner may enjoy this smell. Your co-workers do not.
Jay - Hey Onya...Why are you so late to work?

Onya - Oh I was busy...

Jay - Ew..wha...What is that smell. You smell like sex...No. You smell like afterfuck!

Onya - Okay...So like I said...I was BUSY!
by dirtynap January 11, 2008
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Quarter after dick

Depending on the length of your dick. When you say a quarter after dick it means a quarter after the length of your dick
by Brbaoncd April 27, 2015
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