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Alternick 

A term that means having 2 or more names at the same time in an online forum or message boards.
Matthew: Do you know that Orlando Bloom is a member of Idolonfox.com?

Gerald: Yes.

Matthew: But do you know his secret? He has alternicks for him to flamebait or bash American Idol contestants.
Alternick by Hyckou November 20, 2009
Words you can keep

alternacaps 

Everyone that types in alternacaps should have hot battery acid poured on their unmentionables so that they never procreate EVER!
alternacaps by Duke August 9, 2003

Alternica 

I just picked up the new Alternica CD St. Anger, it's so awesome I'll put it right beside Deftones and The Offspring!
Alternica by Lars July 3, 2003

alternication 

When people of alternative life styles get into an arguement or fight.
"Did you hear about the alternication at Smitty's? Yeah, two drag queens totally threw down."
alternication by Seven Hyde December 19, 2008

Alternachick 

Any girl who dresses everyday like she is going to some concert doens't matter what kind of music it is (rock, techno, whatever) as long as fits into some stereotype. Although heterosexual, these girls don't like dating guys. Thay are tomboys but they are not butch. Unlike metro sexuals they are not high maintenance. (Thats where there is role reversal: Metro sexuals are high maintenance as you would expect a girl to be. Alternachicks are not they are more like guys.) I don't know if they can be labeled as a whore because you can't say they go sleeping around with everyone but it seems that they prefer flings over dating. It seems that both metro sexuals and alternachicks seem to lead the lifestle of the opposite sex, only without being masculine or butch.
Tom: Who is was that hot eccentric girl at your party?

Jack: That's Demonica, she is an alterna chick.

Tom: Whats that?

Jack: You know: A girl who pursues her own fashion sense that is her own making. She is always on some sort of diet. She can't date one guy. She drinks beer and takes shots. She rarely wears makeup and thats why she can't geta job as a bertender, but can easily get a job at Hot Topic. She always hangsout with guys atsome live music event and occasionally makes out with girls at parties.
Alternachick by Hoagie1 July 8, 2005

Afterkick 

An unpleasant feeling some people infrequently experience when taking a drag of marijuana. Some report it as their brain exploding, or swelling of their heart combined with anxiety. It's only temporary and goes away after a few seconds.
Take the spliff away dude, this afterkick is killing me.
Afterkick by Purantsu January 16, 2017

alternacaps 

1. when typing, one alternates the letters with caps or no caps.

2. a very pointless way of typing! read: not cute.
1. wHy DoEs ThIs tYpInG eVeN eXiSt?

2. oH mY gAwD!!!
alternacaps by andreacky772 September 4, 2004
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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