afterfuck

The aroma one has after recently engaging in sexual activity. Usually the scent of sweaty balls, ass and vagina.

Note: Your partner may enjoy this smell. Your co-workers do not.

Jay - Hey Onya...Why are you so late to work?

Onya - Oh I was busy...

Jay - Ew..wha...What is that smell. You smell like sex...No. You smell like afterfuck!

Onya - Okay...So like I said...I was BUSY!

afterfuck by dirtynap January 11, 2008

afterfuck

the second girl of the night you had sex with, as if it was an afterthought.

i had sex with lucy and cindy tonight. cindy was really just an afterfuck though

afterfuck by dreadtoad January 27, 2010

afterfuck

the person you would actually want to talk to or cuddle with after having sex, as opposed to the person you actually want to have sex with

Alan's body is gross, but he would be a good afterfuck.

afterfuck by raffster772 January 26, 2011

The Afterfuck Shutdown 

The Afterfuck Shutdown is when after cumming in a girls face if she decides to stay the night, you turn off the gas and electric and water,throw her clothes outside, and tell that stanky booty bitch get the fuck out of my territory.

Girl : "hey baby that was nice mind if i stay i'm too drunk to leave".
boy: "ok sure go in the bathroom and get cleaned up".
boy; *runs downstairs grabs flashlight and turns off everything then proceeds to take her clothes and throw them out onto the open sidewalk*.
girl: "what the fuck was that for??'
boy : "get the fuck out bitch you aint sleeping here"!
girl: "no wonder you are alone and nobody loves you.. you're probably one of those creeps that use urban dictionary and jacks off to tentacle porn all day".
The Afterfuck Shutdown

The Afterfuck Shutdown by AniyahTheFatFuck November 5, 2013

afterface 

The face you make after you bust

I made the coolest afterface after i faced a face that faced after it faced an afterface on the after bust

afterface by FurryFag June 5, 2016

afterjack

A small amount of semen released a short time after one masturbates.

One masturbates and goes about his business. Then a few minutes (roughly 5-15) later a small drop of batch drips out of the relaxing penis. A nuisance because it dampens the boxers/briefs.

John: "Ahh F!"
Pete: "What?"
John: "I just got some afterjack in my drawers."
Pete: "Hate it when that happens."

afterjack by Brainstorm April 5, 2009

Afterkick 

An unpleasant feeling some people infrequently experience when taking a drag of marijuana. Some report it as their brain exploding, or swelling of their heart combined with anxiety. It's only temporary and goes away after a few seconds.

Take the spliff away dude, this afterkick is killing me.

Afterkick by Purantsu January 16, 2017