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afterfuck

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The aroma one has after recently engaging in sexual activity. Usually the scent of sweaty balls, ass and vagina.

Note: Your partner may enjoy this smell. Your co-workers do not.
Jay - Hey Onya...Why are you so late to work?

Onya - Oh I was busy...

Jay - Ew..wha...What is that smell. You smell like sex...No. You smell like afterfuck!

Onya - Okay...So like I said...I was BUSY!
afterfuck by dirtynap January 11, 2008
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afterfucker • afterfuck • The Afterfuck Shutdown

The Afterfuck Shutdown 

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The Afterfuck Shutdown is when after cumming in a girls face if she decides to stay the night, you turn off the gas and electric and water,throw her clothes outside, and tell that stanky booty bitch get the fuck out of my territory.
Girl : "hey baby that was nice mind if i stay i'm too drunk to leave".
boy: "ok sure go in the bathroom and get cleaned up".
boy; *runs downstairs grabs flashlight and turns off everything then proceeds to take her clothes and throw them out onto the open sidewalk*.
girl: "what the fuck was that for??'
boy : "get the fuck out bitch you aint sleeping here"!
girl: "no wonder you are alone and nobody loves you.. you're probably one of those creeps that use urban dictionary and jacks off to tentacle porn all day".
The Afterfuck Shutdown
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afterfuck

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the second girl of the night you had sex with, as if it was an afterthought.
i had sex with lucy and cindy tonight. cindy was really just an afterfuck though
afterfuck by dreadtoad January 27, 2010
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afterfuck

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the person you would actually want to talk to or cuddle with after having sex, as opposed to the person you actually want to have sex with
Alan's body is gross, but he would be a good afterfuck.
afterfuck by raffster772 January 26, 2011
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Afterfucks

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The Shockwaves of pleasure and quick physical convulsions one gets after cumming from fucking.
This chick fucked me so good I came, got the afterfucks, and we fell off the bed.
Afterfucks by Court5151 March 4, 2026
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Stealthie 

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when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026
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