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Absolute Poo
A British expression, it’s used to describe something that is no good, rubbish or of poor quality. It’s a rather more polite way of saying totally shit.
Absolute Poo by AKACroatalin August 1, 2015
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The Absolute State
An exclamation or summation of a topic or group and its condition. The current state of something in degeneracy, failure, or disappointment.
Pete: "Wow Cardi B is at the top of the billboard 100 for Hip hop"
Steve: "The absolute state of hip hop"
Steve: "The absolute state of hip hop"
The Absolute State by AZUBBY October 4, 2019
absolute cunt
1. noun: Someone who is unquestionably and entirely a cunt.
2. noun: female genitalia in its entirety
2. noun: female genitalia in its entirety
absolute cunt by N. Oddy November 13, 2013
Absolute mad lad
Dude did you see what Tyler just did?! He put the milk first into the bowl instead of the cereal! Absolute Mad Lad!!!!
Absolute mad lad by J3rm3rks May 17, 2018
absolute madman
absolute madman by TheChineseSenator November 8, 2017
Absolutelove
Absolutelove is knowing someone for years and finally realizing how you cant live with out him. Its spending days on end with him and it never being enough. Its smiling at the very thought of his own smile and welcoming presence. Its being able to act like a child and know he wont care and will still love you for your sillyness. Its knowing you are the luckiest girl alive to hear him say I love you and I want to be with you forever. Its in the way he holds you and cares for every part of you. Its Wanting to talk to him all day long and hear his sweet voice. Its saying good bye and missing him the moment you are apart. Its never wanting to hang up the phone. Its seeing him and suddenly smiling. Its the way he lights up and smiles when he sees you. Its physically wanting him all hours of the day. Its the pain in your heart when you see him hurting. Its the crumbling feeling when you argue and when its over all you can do is throw yourself in his arms and apologize. Its hearing his voice in your ear whispering I love you. Its his warm hand reaching to hold your neck when you kiss. Its those long heartwarming good night txts he sends. Its knowing that he is the one you want to be with your whole life. To live with, share a life with, have a family with. Its falling a sleep in his arms after listening to his soft noises as he dreams. Its waking up and smiling to see he is there next to you. It is Absolutelove that I share with You!
Absolutelove will never break, judge or critisize. It is trusting no matter what. Its having you know that I would follow you and love you to the end of this very earth for the rest of my life. You are where I am happy.
Absolutelove by 11211 April 13, 2010
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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