no but more than no, so absolutely not
ava- “can i stay longer
by _johnxcena_ August 05, 2020
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A phrase used to highly disapprove of someone, something, or an action. This phrase is usually said in a nasty tone.
misbehaving child: Can I eat this ice cream before dinner?
child's mother: Absolutely not.
by riri18 October 26, 2017
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A brand of vodka made popular with a witty marketing campaign.
Six shots of Absolut and I fell off my barstool.
by Denis Baldwin February 03, 2004
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When you put absolute before an insult, you make its career ending abilities 10x stronger by making the victim feel dumb.

Guy 1: What’s 3 times 4?
Guy2: I’m not answering that you dunce!
Guy 1: :(


Guy 1: what’s 3 times 4?
Guy 2: I’m not answering that you absolute dunce!
Guy 1: I don’t feel so good D:
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Third album by the British band MUSE considered by many to be their best. Considered by others to be highly overrated. Still one hell of an album.
by RavenousPlant March 09, 2006
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