no but more than no, so absolutely not
ava- “can i stay longer
by _johnxcena_ August 5, 2020
A phrase used to highly disapprove of someone, something, or an action. This phrase is usually said in a nasty tone.
misbehaving child: Can I eat this ice cream before dinner?
child's mother: Absolutely not.
by riri18 October 27, 2017
Something only a Sith deals in.
"If you're not with me, then you're my enemy."

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes"
by awesomeMB9 September 26, 2020
A brand of vodka made popular with a witty marketing campaign.
Six shots of Absolut and I fell off my barstool.
by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004
The one word that will get your boss / parent / authority figure to give you the "deer in headlights" look and leave you alone. Regardless of what is being discussed; i.e. 1)drawn out over explained instructions on how to do a simple task 2) Typical Parental Lecture 3)"Do You Know Why I Pulled You Over?" situations.

Instructions On Use: Step One - Wait For Pause In
Assailents Ranting
Step Two - Make Convincing And Direct
Eye Contact
Step Three - Say "Absolutely Boss, Dad
, Officer, Etc."
Step Four - Walk Away And Proceed Going
About Your Business
BOSS: "Hey (your name) Im glad I found you. Look Ive got a
bit of a situation. You see Tim was sick today, and
that means that his typical collateral duties of
emptying the trash in the managers office hasnt
been completed. I know you know how big an issue
this is. I mean wow if I could just get you to..."

YOU: "Absolutely" (remember to lock eyes and put on your
best "Im not stupid" face)

BOSS: .............

YOU: (proceed to carry on about your business as if nothing
by Odiumnox December 21, 2005