Aberyl

Abuse in the form of Beryl being dropped on them.

What the fu**?!? There's a creepy grandma with huge glasses sitting on my shoulders! This is aberyl! I will sue!

Aberyl by beryl-was-here March 23, 2010

averyl 

absolute stunner, absolute minx.
the whole package, and more

man, that girl is so averyl

averyl by nikeo_42 March 23, 2008

Aberollisterican 

Someone who shops at Abercrombie, Hollister, and American Eagle

I am an Aberollisterican! ...

Aberollisterican by Hoogle July 21, 2008

Aberystwyth

Aberystwyth (Abba-rist-wyth) (translated as 'Mouth of the Ystwyth') has a population of 13,500. Home of the highly regarded Prifysgol Aberystwyth University (n. 1872). It is located on the Ceredigion coastline south of Borth. It has gained a reputation as the location for one of the best universities in Wales. Attractions include the castle (n. 1277) and the beaches, cliff railway, and memorable starling displays by the pier before the sunsets.

On a less serene note, it has a student life that has gained reputation around Wales and beyond. Often known as #5 in Top 10 Naughtiest Universities, Aberystwyth has become known for its 52 pubs, 'Aberystwyth Confessions' (which gained recent publicity for being sexually explicit and to some derogatory), and primiscuosity. This could be reason for such a high student satisfaction rating.

"Aberystwyth has been known as the Gay Capital of Wales"

"90%+ Student Satisfaction"

Aberystwyth by Aredhel January 24, 2013

Aberystwyth

Otherwise known as End-of-the-line. A small, rundown town, resembling a post-apocalyptic seaside resort smack bang in the middle of Wales, UK.
Most of the buildings stand unchanged and uninhabited since the 60’s, and there are extraordinarily loud, large seagulls and other vermin running riot. There is an increased populace of insane and high people, who stumble aimlessly about the deserted streets, much like zombies. It is almost impossible to travel anywhere without having to climb a hill however, which sets the banshee-like population at a serious disadvantage.
The populace dramatically increases during term time due to the arrival of ten thousand university students who cause general chaos yet contribute around 99% to the economy, much to the dismay of the locals, who despise them with a burning passion.
When the students escape home in the summer they are replaced with Orthodox Jews who mostly seem to be holiday-making/practising misogyny.
Local attractions include getting shat on by a starling going for a nap under the pier, paying an extortionate fee to dance in one of two clubs then getting date raped, and being heckled at by the missing link in a fake Welsh accent.

Outsider's perspective: Aberystwyth is a lovely seaside town, I bet its wonderful to live there

Insider's perspective: You want to Live in Aberystwyth? You must be insane.

Aberystwyth by Jester~ April 12, 2011

aberly 

aberly is cool and very pretty. she's very emo and has an excessive amount of memes. she only wears weird socks and is in love with sunscreen and pickles. the only lame thing about her is she's gluten free and is a simp.

aberly is going to bring orange slices and gatorade to her future kids' soccer game.

aberly by joe_mama928 July 25, 2022

abery 

small pixi like person. slightly crazy but that's why u love her. learns slowly but gets it after s few trys. tiny but do NOT underestimate she kicks balls! loves her friends and grows atached quickly and easily. most of her choices come with rather good reasoning others r stupid. a bit of a tom boy but can be girly. DO NOT TOUCH! abery's BITE! treat with care. does no hold grudges and forgives way too quickly

1) Wow! that tiny, crazy person is such an Abery!

2) OUCH! Don't mess with that Abery! She bit me!

abery by touch and die July 6, 2008