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Happy 9th is a gathering of young men at Loyola academy in the passing period between 8th and 9th(last) period. When this gathering takes place every day 50-100 young men arrive in the men’s bathroom next to the east gym to wish everyone a happy 9th period. When someone enters they receive a warm welcome and the chant of "HAPPY 9TH". This then is disbanded just in time for everyone to reach their classes and have a wonderful 9th period!
McCann(at lunch)-"whos hitting up happy 9th, its so gnar!"
jack-"i am its the s**t"
fitz-"hey watch your language herman, but where/what is it?"
McCann-"its like an in-school party that gets you hyped for last period. its in the bathroom next to the east gym. hit it up. im stoked!"
happy 9th by yeswemccann October 3, 2012

April 9th 

Joshua: Hey Vanessa, it's April 9th. Get ready and let's fuck!
April 9th by Ou_yboii May 20, 2020

August 9th 

The day the baddest bitch/dude was born. On this day, the stars aligned and God placed multiple seeds in many lucky women around the globe. These women birthed the most legendary people to ever exist. All my august 9th people, rise up! Your time is now. You are superior.
Man, those born on August 9th are LEGENDS.
August 9th by cookyyyy October 15, 2019

November 9th 

A day to tell your crush you like them or slap a bitch
That’s because it’s November 9th
November 9th by Joe mama player October 13, 2019

November 9th 

The Day that the Finest bitches ever we’re born.
Amanda: OMG Jakes so fine!!!

Sarah: He was probably born on November 9th.