“Hey man, how are you celebrating April 9th?”
“Disrupting a church ceremony.”
by alias.41 March 31, 2021
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April 9th is national ass day! Please, go smack the ass of all your loved ones! They cannot yell at you because you can explain to them that it is national ass day! (please don't use this to harass people)
Miranda: *slaps ass*
Olivia: What was that for???
Miranda: It is April 9th...National Ass Day!
by bigod February 23, 2021
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