“Hey man, how are you celebrating April 9th?”
“Disrupting a church ceremony.”
by alias.41 March 31, 2021
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April 9th is national ass day! Please, go smack the ass of all your loved ones! They cannot yell at you because you can explain to them that it is national ass day! (please don't use this to harass people)
Miranda: *slaps ass*
Olivia: What was that for???
Miranda: It is April 9th...National Ass Day!
by bigod February 23, 2021
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National “My life is ruined” day.
The day where your boyfriend breaks up with you or you get embarrassed to death.But there’s one thing NO ONE should ever say April 9th while talking about it.It is known as the day we don’t talk about EVER.
Tutle:Oh no it’s April 9th!
Larry:Shhhh no tutle dont say the name.
by Tutle April 11, 2018
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