The day the baddest bitch/dude was born. On this day, the stars aligned and God placed multiple seeds in many lucky women around the globe. These women birthed the most legendary people to ever exist. All my august 9th people, rise up! Your time is now. You are superior.

August 9th is national Orgasm day the day to fuck a female and made them legs shake .

August 9th is national Orgasm day. The day to fuck and make the female feel good , shaking during sexual intercourse .

The birthday of this generally nice guy named Darious. On this day it is traditional to shower him with spongebob shirts and chocolate cake.

August 9th is the day where any couple by the names of James and Hannah, must send nudes to eachother. This day gives them a free pass.

International day of lucifarian witchcraft. Light a black candle and suck satan's dick!

When a fake friend was born. They always throw shade at you, and pretend they didn’t when it’s brought up. They don’t hang out with you, using the excuse of “homework” or “cleaning”. They also block you on snap maps so you can’t see that they ditched you for another friend.