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A cute girl who loves to dance and flip .
Pairs is my bff
Pairs by Famer mollu March 13, 2018

round, and they come in pairs 

alternative term for balls, nuts, bollocks, etc.
He asked me to help him, but there was no way, so I told him "The answer's round, and they come in pairs."

apple and pairs

"Im going up the apple and pairs"
apple and pairs by Edwide August 14, 2006
When a guy has a extra pair of balls - he has a fuck load of guts.
Billy jokes with franki on facebook - he has 2 pairs bru!
2 pairs by GoDfAtheR69 November 7, 2011
Katie look! Albert Franklin has “woo pairs.”
Woo pairs by Lil wheezy October 6, 2019

Shit Pains 

Usually an unexpected precursor signal from your stomach to your sphincter informing your hole that you are about to release a Hendren ( A giant turd )
Tony suddenly doubled over in discomfort while sitting in the back seat. He was suffering from Shit Pains and needed to drop loaf ASAP.
Shit Pains by will bitten March 6, 2017