The month that the gayest are born. People born in this month are usually shy, and introverted. Usually are artistic and good at singing. Personality is kind and sweet! Once you get one born on January 9, never let them go.

Yo did you hear about Lola? Shes so cute, and born on January 9th!

January 9th by uwuowo1 October 16, 2019

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January 9th

People who know how to live like Larry

People born on January 9th might say:

“Livin like Larry”

January 9th by Peepeepoopoo21 October 19, 2019

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January 9th

A day of reckoning. A day where the party consists of booze, drinking games, orgies, a girl falling down stairs, and a "black" man getting angry at a white guy.

Remember January 9th, that shit was crazy!

January 9th by Sweens12 July 17, 2010

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January 9th

January 9th is the best day to be born. Most likely gonna be depressed however have a dark humour. Will most likely shut you out and pretend like nothings wrong. Always is so kind and puts others before themselves making sure they never go through something you did.

Lucy was born on January 9th.
That explains why she is so kind but dark.

January 9th by Sleep101 December 1, 2020

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January 9th

January 9th is the best day (because all the best people are born obvi). Therefore, January 9th is best person day. Make the best person you know happy.🤩🤩

Kaitlyn: oh it’s january 9th, i guess i have to do something nice for my favorite person, katie!

January 9th by katie🤩 November 19, 2019

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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