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9th December

the day where the kindest and funniest people where born!!
That person is the kindest and funniest person I've ever known, they're birthday has to be the 9th December!
9th December by jjkthbubs October 15, 2019

9th December

national send a tit pic to your boy friend.

no excuses
girl: it’s the 9th it’s national send a tit pic today* sends pic*

guy: oh thanks

9th December
9th December by sexcbeasan1343 December 9, 2021

December 9th 

December 9th is the day that everyone asks out their crush.

Happy hoodie season ☺️
Me: I like you
Crush:I feel the same

And that’s what you do on December 9th

December 9th 

It's my birthday and possibly yours or someone you thought was significant in your life enough to look up their birthday.

Um... I mean we're pretty cool I think. A Sagittarius what more could you ask for we're dope as hell.

Anyone born on this day is cursed with wonderful eyes and is hilarious, sorry bout it.
It's also National Pastry Day & National Weary Willie Day (which is about a famous clowns birthday, so you know everyone born on this day is a clown too teehee)
You: *looks up December 9th*
Also you: Wow, who would've thought I'd be cursed with wonderful eyes and be hilarious? People born on December 9th are rad!
Me: ...i knew.

December 9th 

A bad bitch day. Anyone born on this day was, is, + will always be THAT bitch ;)
Damn i know she’s bad asf. Her birthday is December 9th
December 9th by Maadmadz October 16, 2019

December 9th 

national slap ass day!
December 9th by ye son October 17, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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