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“time” 

A word that people who play osu! use and (usually) ritually send it at 7:27 a.m. or p.m. like the little goblins they are. Depending on the extent of their mental illness, they may start saying “time” at random points throughout the day because their brain was damaged enough to forget the point of it.
osu! Player: “Time”

Normal Person: “Shut the fuck up its 11:53 p.m. you headass.”
“time” by honeyfan October 29, 2021
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People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpiont - its more like a big ball of . . . wibbly wobbly . . . time-y wimey . . . stuff.
Time and Relative Dimension(s) in Space

You should always waste time when you don't have any. Time is not the boss of you. Rule 408.
Time by I_am_The_Doctor September 15, 2013
What we waste spending time on here looking up random things like Britney spears, and the definition of homosexuality.
Just look at the clock and see what time it is Johnny.
Time by browngirlsdonttakebs January 15, 2009
An infinite resource which, despite its limitless reserves, few of us ever seem to have enough of.
Time,

There is nothing before me, and nothing behind.
I have nothing to lose, but yet nothing to find.
Time by nethcev! August 18, 2006
From a nonlinear, non-subjective viewpoint it's more of a big ball of wibbly wobbly, timey wimey stuff.
The TARDIS travels through time and relative dimension in space.
time by The Doctor Who October 30, 2011
Something that can only be given away. So, give it to those who matter.
Love God, yourself, your friends, and your family. Give THEM your time.
A nonspatial continuum in which events occur in apparently irreversible succession from the past through the present to the future.
We come to this place falling through time, living a hollow life.
Time by HT February 5, 2004
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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