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Lollar (£) 

The 'Lollar' is a form of internet currency formed in 2002 by several internet forumers.

In comparison to the American Dollar, the Lollar (£) is its virtual equivalent, except that instead of a federal reserve with interest rate control powers, the laughter of the internet controls the value of the Lollar.

The currency is broken down very similar to its American non-virtual counterpart:

"Lol" is £0.01
"Lolcrumpet" is £0.05
"Lolcookie" is £0.10
"Lolmuffin" is £0.25
"Loldoughnut" is £0.50
"Lollar" is £1.00
"Lollarscone" is £5.00
"Lollarbagel" is £10.00
"Lollarbiscuit" is £20.00
"Lollarwaffle" is £50.00
"Lollarcaek" is £100.00 --which can either be a single 'note', or 100 'Lollars' in a single "caek" or stack.
"Lollarpancaek" is £500.00
"Lollarpropercaek " is £1000.00

Alternatively, there is also the "Kek". Unfortunately, "Keks" are valued similar to the Japanese Yen, and those have no pre-names. You simply have 1003 "Keks" instead of Lollarpropercake three Lollars.

Laughter is the very currency the internet thrives by. We're technically all very wealthy. Except for Emo kids. Their internet currency, the "Moan"(m s/w), is always in a depression.

The matter of the entire currency being named primarily after forms of breakfast pastries or those used for treats and/or tea times is simply an extra statement that the internet is indeed full of overweight nerdy men with no lives who love to stuff their faces with sugary goodness as their pimples explode onto their keyboards whilst they play popular online MMORPGS.

Also, for every man or woman who dies while playing an online video game, the overall power and value of the Lollar increases nearly exponentially.

If major pornography networks were to be taken offline, the Lollar would plummet in value overnight and an internet depression would start, sparking riots and supernatural occurrences of yards cutting themselves as well as giant boxy glasses and people walking directly into walls because they cannont see due to emo hair.
"You owe me a Lollar (£)"
"Lol"
"I'm not joking, you think a single Lol is going to get me off your back? You owe me a hundred lols, or I break your ankle and you owe me a Lollarcaek."
"Fine... here.... lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
lollollollollollollollollollollollollol
lollollollollollollollol"
"Finally. Jeez, did you HAVE to give it all to me in change?"
";_;, now all I have is a couple of Moans."

Lollar (£) by Leuthesius October 13, 2007
Pound/Quid symbol–
The symbol for the UK's currency– Pounds (Sterling)—NOT AN F, but is derived from the capital letter L, from the Latin word, libra, meaning pound, which is also where the abreviation ‘lb.’(‹L›i‹B›ra) comes from. Now £1=100p(pence), however, before 1971, £1 = 20s.(shillings) 1s. = 12d.(d.=old abbreaviation of pence), & (for those who don't like math) £1=240d..
Clerk: That will be £15.21.
£ by OliverTwistinson September 19, 2005
Pounds Sterling. The currency used in Great Britain (the UK). better colour than the dollar, but it's got uglier pictures on it (some queen or something)
"Would you like a pound?"
"er... Sure"
*WHACK*
£ by IkeM October 11, 2003
When users of an iPhone touch the wrong letter, and put £ instead of ) for a smily face :)
I enjoyed spending time with you last night
by GollumBoy August 18, 2010
Unfortunatley, it as more value than our American dollar now.
Within the next thirty years, China will own America... we use China for it's cheapo labor, nearly a third of our national debt is toward China, those stupid debt reduction companies... get thier money from China, only adding more debt toward China, on which tose companies pay interest. Word of the wise: STOP THE SWEATSHOPS IN CHINA, LET PPL IN DEBT DEAL WITH IT THEIR OWN WAY BUT DON"T ENDANGER OUR COUNTRY, STOP BEING GAY AND JUST SPEND LESS THAN WE TAKE IN ON TAXES EACH YEAR AND PAY ALL THAT DAMN $$$ BACK ASS HOLES... I'm a Bush supporter but I don;t care I think all our presidents have been stupid-shit... we need someone in office who WON'T give tax-cuts and other dumb shit that puts us in more debt... c'mon guys! GET SMART! DAMNIT!
£ by SHIBBY-ONE April 14, 2005
Means that thou has the Gay or is gay.

Used as an Insult to faggots.
Guy 1- £

Gay Guy- Wow, I am offended.
Guy 1- £
£ by Gayboi6969 May 17, 2019