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Often found in Law Offices, this master of the copier is also known as the Office Bitch. His tasks include copying, making coffee, running petty errands, collating documents and doing all the meaningless crap that the secretaries don't want to do. Generally a Clerk is nothing but a Temp who wants to go to law school, and is willing to sell his dignity and self respect to achieve that aim.
Person 1 - "So where you working at these days?"

Person 2 - "I'm a clerk at a law office down town"

Person 1 - "Oh that sounds kind of fun"

Person 2 - "Not really, I'm just the copy bitch"
Clerk by Captian Clerk March 17, 2010
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One who handles clerical duties.
A large office needs a file clerk to keep the files organized.
clerk by Downstrike May 25, 2004
To prematurly ejaculate due to an over-extremely hot chick.
This bitch was so hot, I clerked all over her.
clerk by Zach October 25, 2004
A sexy pirate with a big ol' schlong and hes hiding from his lover
mmmmmm clerk
Clerk by ClerkLover123 December 12, 2021
She is an bad girl emo gacha girl who simps for cpc and has a large bounty like cpc 😏
Person 1: Do you know Clerk?
Person 2: Yea. Did you know my dad left me at the age of 2?
Someone who holds a stick, gets bitched around, haze knobs, and ultimately hates life
Look at him!! He is the clerk
Clerk by Clerk daddy April 19, 2022

clerk jerker 

A person who spends their life getting things for free. Especially from sex
"Wow Caleb is such a clerk jerker"
clerk jerker by 302.di December 7, 2016
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