GollumBoy's definitions

sand wank

When a male pleasure's oneself by using sandpaper between their palms and member.

"Jimmy did a sand wank as she wanted to know what a 90 year old lady would feel like during sex"

by GollumBoy September 10, 2016

:£

When users of an iPhone touch the wrong letter, and put £ instead of ) for a smily face :)

I enjoyed spending time with you last night :£

by GollumBoy August 18, 2010