IkeM's definitions

dork

A word only used by dorks. Used as a general insult, or sometimes as an incorrect synonym for nerd or geek

"Haha, that dork still says dork. What a dork... Why are you looking at me like that??"

by IkeM October 11, 2003

US

Northern English slang. Short for 'Useless'.

"Don't buy that one- it's completely US"

by IkeM October 10, 2003

non-offensive swears

A moronic contradiction which defeats the purpose of it being a swear.

This total idiot should be informed that 'arse' is how Brits, Irish people etc say it. Idiot.

by IkeM October 5, 2003

Religious fundamentalist

A form of government wherein people are forced to believe in the currently residing religion. This usually results in very fanatical labourers and military forces, but the only education is religious propaganda, and technology is nonexistent. Thankfully, this system usually falls down for these reasons. A good example of religious fundamentalism is the Dark Ages in Europe (400 - 800 AD).

by IkeM October 11, 2003

the simpsons

All-time classic show that's beginning to show it's age. Used to be brilliant, but now it's only watchable to good.

The Simpsons was great until the writers started running out of ideas.

by IkeM October 24, 2003

Bush

A medium to large plant, often grown in gardens. A good example is the current US president, whose intelligence and general ability to run a country is below average as far as bushes go. Also known as a shrub.

"It's pronounced B-uh-sh, you fools!"

by IkeM September 27, 2003

nub

Word which rates (towards) number ONE on my top six hundred list of retarded alternatively-spelled words.

'Newbie' Dumbed down for morons who can't handle more than one syllable.

by IkeM October 20, 2003