IkeM's definitions

non-offensive swears

A moronic contradiction which defeats the purpose of it being a swear.

This total idiot should be informed that 'arse' is how Brits, Irish people etc say it. Idiot.

by IkeM October 5, 2003

Pennicular

possessing the characteristics of a pen; pen-like.

"Wow, that pen you have sure is pennicular."

by IkeM September 27, 2003

Windows

Easy to use but bloated and unstable operating system used by ignorant sheep, morons who can't work out how to use a decent operating system, and people who like playing games.

Q: What do PC's and air conditioners have in common?
A: They both stop working when you open Windows.

by IkeM September 27, 2003

Religious ignorance

The ignorance of being religious, or ignorance in a religious kind of way.

"Give me a book, tell me it's old, and I'll believe every word in it."

by IkeM October 10, 2003

moronic

adj. The quality or condition of being a moron; having a mental age of a ten year old.

"Dude, you're moving to the US? Now THAT's moronic."

by IkeM November 3, 2003

US

Northern English slang. Short for 'Useless'.

"Don't buy that one- it's completely US"

by IkeM October 10, 2003

dork

A word only used by dorks. Used as a general insult, or sometimes as an incorrect synonym for nerd or geek

"Haha, that dork still says dork. What a dork... Why are you looking at me like that??"

by IkeM October 11, 2003