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To shit on someone's laptop keyboard, then close the screen on it.
I locked my computer so no one could meatspin me, but I got waffled instead.

I just peeled this piece of shit off my keyboard and it looks like a waffle.
waffle by The Weatherman May 6, 2008
To talk unendingly, with no point to your conversation about totally idiotic things. Spamming on chat rooms is a case of waffling.
"You waffle something awful"
"What are you waffling about?"
Waffle by Andrew Kirkman January 15, 2006
Something large and syrup covered. Sometimes can be shiny and distracting to steal own the gaze of any onlooking. Especially useful in awkward situations, arguments, or any other need for an excuse to stop conversation or change the subject.
Go on girl, shake a waffle at it!
Waffle by Jizzjizz December 23, 2010
The solution to mass hysteria
If the puritains ate waffles there would have been no Salem witch trails.
waffle by Juancho September 18, 2006
She as a tight waffle.
My girlfriend asked me to insert my penis into her waffle.
She wanted me to itch her waffle all night long.
Waffle by Ben Artho July 10, 2010
1. Greatest anytime food ever. The king of the lesser pancake. Best with anything.

2. To have sexual relations with someone

3. A cigarette

4. Anything illegal

5. To flip-flop on descisions

6. To talk or write foolishly
1. "I want a waffle from the Waffle House!"

2. "we waffled hard last night"

3. "Man, I really need a waffle right about now..."

4. "HA I'm so high on this waffle right here!"

5. John Kerry waffles.

6. "JHBSDHBSVDHGSVHJGDVHGVJH!"
"Stop waffling biatch!"
Waffle by Craiggle Bear! December 9, 2008
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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