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wafflestomper

One who shits in the shower and stomps on it untill it goes down the drain.
Sander Cole is a waffle stomper and he over uses the term too
wafflestomper by Spencer April 8, 2005

wafflestomp 

verb. To defecate on a shower floor near a drain and to begin stomping the fecal matter through the drain, thus creating a waffle imprint.
I totally wafflestomped in Joey's shower last night. He's such a fucking retard.
wafflestomp by Miles M. November 10, 2006

waffle stomper 

noun- someone who takes a dump in the shower and tries to crush it down the drain with their feet
"I went to jump in the shower after Steve had finished only to find that fuckin' waffle stomper had left shrapnel all over the floor"

"You waffle stompin' son of a bitch!"

wafflestomping 

I didn't have time to get out of the shower, so I had to resort to wafflestomping. Note to self: shit first, then shower.
wafflestomping by weenaak July 5, 2010

Cleveland Wafflestomp 

To give one a cleaveland steamer and proceed to stomp on it.
"Nothing is worse than cleaning up after a cleveland wafflestomp
Cleveland Wafflestomp by ( * ) August 1, 2017

Wafflestomped 

A word visually describing great pwnage by giving a mental image of someone stomping on their victim so hard that the sole of their boot mashes them in such a way that the remains resemble a belgian waffle.
Z0mt3hgod, Pwned!!! j00 had a beamsword and he had a pistol and j00 died! j00 just got wafflestomped!

or

Wow man, you really wafflestomped that guy!! He didnt have a chance!
Wafflestomped by Barisson Soldou August 22, 2006