Whitey's definitions

buttn

button without an 'o'

"the hardest buttn to buttn"

by whitey November 7, 2003

Anger issues

When a guy gets really upset at small things, which generally lead to the shouting of an extended flow of curse words. Such is my problem. Plus it's a lot easier than "hulking up"

Theater Attendant: I'm sorry, but we are out of twizzlers.
Me: Motherfuckingshitwhorecockwranglingjizzdonkeylovingaffleckmonkeywang.
Theater Attendant: Oh wait, I found some.
Me: Score!

by Whitey October 2, 2003

cranger

1. The unusual state of being both cranky and angry simultaneously.
2. Cranberry angry

After watching Spy Kids, he was filled with cranger.

by Whitey June 7, 2003

Spaintastic

Adj. A qualifier used to describe something which is both Spanish and fantastic.

You're going to Madrid?
That's spaintastic.

by Whitey September 5, 2003

straightline

Similar to the 'Hot Carl' sexual maneuver, where one partner defecates in the other's mouth.

Brent straightlined his domestic partner Brad.

by Whitey August 19, 2003

fo shizzle my nizzo

"For sure, my ni**er."
"Definitely, my good friend."

"Y'all headin' ta Tre's BBQ?"
"Fo shizzle my nizzo, that shit's gonna be off the heezy fo sheezy."

by Whitey September 15, 2003

Whitey

Happens when smoking too much weed, you go pale, feel dizzy and drowsy, and start to vomit. When on a whitey you often stop talking. If you whitey keep smoking more weed, until you have passed it. Sleeping while on a whitey makes you spin out and feel worse.

Last night I went on a real bad whitey, I was being sick for 4 hours.

by Whitey October 18, 2004