Whitey's definitions

chicktionary

A small book filled with copius ammounts of chicks names and numbers

I am bored time to check my chicktionary

by whitey May 8, 2003

coke addict

some one who cannot stop drinking coke products

If jon Drinks anymore coke they are going to have to schwack his foot

by Whitey November 11, 2003

straightline

Similar to the 'Hot Carl' sexual maneuver, where one partner defecates in the other's mouth.

Brent straightlined his domestic partner Brad.

by Whitey August 19, 2003

Spaintastic

Adj. A qualifier used to describe something which is both Spanish and fantastic.

You're going to Madrid?
That's spaintastic.

by Whitey September 5, 2003

Whitey

Happens when smoking too much weed, you go pale, feel dizzy and drowsy, and start to vomit. When on a whitey you often stop talking. If you whitey keep smoking more weed, until you have passed it. Sleeping while on a whitey makes you spin out and feel worse.

Last night I went on a real bad whitey, I was being sick for 4 hours.

by Whitey October 18, 2004

Mud-twat

One's anus.

I'm gonna kick you in your mud-twat.

I shouldn't have eaten that KFC. My mud-twat's out of whack.

by Whitey May 24, 2004

cockshire

1. The area surrounding a cock
2. Literary device used in many shakespeare plays

Damn, my cockshire itches

We musn't forget william shakespeare's use of the cockshire in Othello

by Whitey April 11, 2004