Whitey's definitions

chicktionary

A small book filled with copius ammounts of chicks names and numbers

I am bored time to check my chicktionary

by whitey May 8, 2003

moofin

Created in Perth, Western Australia it describes a Muff, cunt etc.

Also used as a term of excitement or agreement with something someone has done. An affirmative answer to a question.

"I boned her sweet moofin"

"Want a beer?" "Moofin!"

by Whitey February 3, 2005

Scrotty

One who Likes Balls and Scrotums

Hello, Scrotty!

pronounced Scr oh Tee

by whitey July 19, 2006

Mini-Bar

A machine that makes drinks expensive.

Do you have coke...in a glass harmonica?

by Whitey October 5, 2003

cranger

1. The unusual state of being both cranky and angry simultaneously.
2. Cranberry angry

After watching Spy Kids, he was filled with cranger.

by Whitey June 7, 2003

buttn

button without an 'o'

"the hardest buttn to buttn"

by whitey November 7, 2003

Anger issues

When a guy gets really upset at small things, which generally lead to the shouting of an extended flow of curse words. Such is my problem. Plus it's a lot easier than "hulking up"

Theater Attendant: I'm sorry, but we are out of twizzlers.
Me: Motherfuckingshitwhorecockwranglingjizzdonkeylovingaffleckmonkeywang.
Theater Attendant: Oh wait, I found some.
Me: Score!

by Whitey October 2, 2003