Whitey's definitions

Spaintastic

Adj. A qualifier used to describe something which is both Spanish and fantastic.

You're going to Madrid?
That's spaintastic.

by Whitey September 5, 2003

straightline

Similar to the 'Hot Carl' sexual maneuver, where one partner defecates in the other's mouth.

Brent straightlined his domestic partner Brad.

by Whitey August 19, 2003

Mini-Bar

A machine that makes drinks expensive.

Do you have coke...in a glass harmonica?

by Whitey October 5, 2003

Scrotty

One who Likes Balls and Scrotums

Hello, Scrotty!

pronounced Scr oh Tee

by whitey July 19, 2006

cranger

1. The unusual state of being both cranky and angry simultaneously.
2. Cranberry angry

After watching Spy Kids, he was filled with cranger.

by Whitey June 7, 2003

fo shizzle my nizzo

"For sure, my ni**er."
"Definitely, my good friend."

"Y'all headin' ta Tre's BBQ?"
"Fo shizzle my nizzo, that shit's gonna be off the heezy fo sheezy."

by Whitey September 15, 2003

coke addict

some one who cannot stop drinking coke products

If jon Drinks anymore coke they are going to have to schwack his foot

by Whitey November 11, 2003