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Kalin, hook me up with the bj.
Gotcha back bro.
bj by Elspeth April 18, 2008
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bj • Björn • BJORK • BJB • Bjørn • Bjarni • BJC • Bjs • Bjarne • bjt
another way of saying blow job
i could be giving a bj to some guy right now
BJ by wend August 11, 2003
abbreviation of blow job or blowjob. Occurs when a female puts a man's penis into her mouth and sucks on it while tonguing the head. Apparently very popular among young teens, equivalent to kissing.
I don't think I will ever give a BJ... but I heard my best friend did it in the car while her boyfriend was driving.

Nancii gave me the best bj I've ever had.
BJ by Jake March 23, 2004
1. blow job
2. when a girl makes a guy happy in his pants by sucking on his member
3. the name of some geek who gets horny from rubbing his calculator violently
1. She gave one hella good BJ last night.
2. Gimme a BJ.
3. Stop buying BJ calculators. He keeps staining his pants.
BJ by dave February 14, 2004
1. Commonly used to refer to a Blow Job
2. abbreviated form of Toronto baseball team
1.She's got her BJ lipstick on
2.BJ's and beavers what in Canada isn't sexual innuendo
BJ by I watch girls kissing girls February 19, 2009
The abbreviation some people use to shorten the name of the popular smoothie place Booster Juice, especially in form of texting. These people probably just want everyone to think they are getting a blowjob, when in fact they are sipping on a smooth fruity beverage. Jokes on you!
PS. Not something to beat your boyfriend for.
Mary: so wat r u up 2?
Bill: txting u!
Mary: wat else?
Bill: having a bj!
Mary: and texting me? thats talent...

Mary later cries herself to sleep because she thought the object of her affection, Bill, was getting a blowjob from another girl. In actuality, Bill was merely sipping on some tasty Booster Juice alone.
BJ by Sexy Toast April 30, 2009
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