Bjarne 

Bjarnes normally are quite tall blonde guys. Contrasting the cliché, they aren't dumb. The opposite is the case.
Bjarnes are very trustworthy guys. They won't just spill your secret once you tell them. The drawback is that they don't tell you their secrets easily as well. But they love, and I mean LOVE, gossip. Every time you talk to them, the first thing they do is to ask you if you have any tea to spill.

Bjarnes are also known to have an awesome taste in music. They are the (future) star DJs.

"You look so tired. Didn't you get enough sleep?"
"No, I was doing homework when Bjarne suddenly called me at 1 am. We talked all night."

Bjarne by Elliepopelli May 11, 2021

Bjarne 

A Norwegian name meaning bear.
Usually a foreign guy; for example an exchange student from Norway or surrounding countries.

Known for his ability to entertain, being a badass and charm the American ladies.

-Dude, did you hear about that Bjarne kid?
-Yea, man. He is supposed to be one crazy-ass Norwegian!!

Bjarne by Bjønnen sjølv June 12, 2009

Bjarne 

Fastest cock, usually blond
Forever alone

John doe: Hey, did you hear about Bjarne?
Jane doe: Yeah I heard he had a fat cock

Bjarne by Zip Ties April 21, 2021

Bjarne 

The name Bjarne is most of the time associated with the most handsome member of your squad. He is by far the most funny person you have ever met. Sometimes he can act very weird but that is just a Bjarne. The most important character trait of a Bjarne is that he will always be there for the people he loves the most. So girls if you ever fall in love with a Bjarne, you are very very lucky.

Girl 1: wow that guy is funny and really handsome, I wouldn’t mind if he kissed me.
Girl 2: that boy is just the love of my life.
Girl 3: No way a person so beautiful can exist.
Girl 4: Yeah every girl wants a boyfriend like that.
Friendzoned boy: Man, why can’t I be a Bjarne.

Bjarne by ManLikesPussy November 23, 2021

Bjarne 

Someone who is bald and doesn't understand the ways of Facebook because he is close to 40 years old

Don't be so annoying. You are really the bjarne of the group

Bjarne by Xsalex March 3, 2020

Bjarne 

a real gentleman with a hatred for little blond women

He is the man that has been kind to us! He is a real bjarne you know? But he does seem to dislike the blonde dwarf in the corner of the room..

Bjarne by Mr.fatcock123 November 22, 2021

Bjarne '97 

When you get really angry at your bike and toss it like Bjarne Riis did in the Tour de France 1997.

On the final time trial stage everything went wrong and Bjarne had enough.

See the incident on youtube by searching for "Bjarne Riis 1997 bike toss"

This term can be used around friends that either know of Bjarne Riis or are into cycling, seeing as this is a very famous moment in the history of the race.

Brian: My bike stopped working on my way home, so I went really mad and did a Bjarne '97 on it!

Sean: No way, dude. Did you go B97 on it's ass?

Brian: Yeah. Set me back a few bobs at the repair shop, but it was worth it.

Bjarne '97 by GaryBarlowIsAGod March 29, 2010