dave's definitions

Spike TV

A TV network, formerly known as The National Network, formerly known as the Nashville Network. They changed their focus c. 2001 to become a "guy's" network rather than a country network. Their keystone programming includes Star Trek: The Next Generation, VIP, and various wrestling events. This covers all important guy interests (technology, hot girls, violence). Their acquisition of Exclusive syndication rights to Star Trek TNG was a major ratings boost.

"I want to make the ultimate guy's show. It'll have technology, sex, and violence all in one package."
"What will you call it?"
"Android Kick-Fucking"
"Spike TV will be all over that."

by Dave September 19, 2003

one holed skin flute

mouth organ.

she was playing the mouth organ when all of a sudden the spit guard started drippin'

by dave April 10, 2003

Hotitty-hoe

specific form of "hotitty" - my hotitty-hoe, your hotitty hoe, etc. - a specific hot chick

"Yo dawg, I saw your HOTITTY-HOE at the supermarket yesterday."

by dave April 8, 2003

Sucked in

Mean spirited Australian (or at least Melbourne) schoolyard slang to express one's enjoyment over a friends misfortune or suffering. Similar to the German word 'schadenfreude'.

Person 1: Shit man, my...my dad just died!
Person 2: Bwahaha! SUCKED IN!

by Dave April 4, 2005

tesicle tyrant

A gay guy or a skank that like to suck balls.

Oh, man, Elton John is such a testicle tyrant....

by Dave July 6, 2003

Butt Geiser Surpriser

Also known as the BGS, this is a loving sexual act in which the giver urinates up the butt of the recipient.

BGS tournaments are also known to occur in some parts of the United States, though the rules of the tournament aren't well known.

I couldn't believe the sensation brought on to me after receiving my first BGS.

After years of BGSing, I have a permanent limp.

by Dave February 12, 2004

sake

sah-keh

Japanese rice wine.

"Sake's a rather dry drink."
-me

by Dave June 21, 2004