dave's definitions

AK-74

A variant of the most popular rifle built by the legendary Mikhail Kalashnikov.
The AK-74 is basically an AK chambered for the 5.45x39mm round, which is supposed to be similar to the 5.56x45mm NATO round that America and its allies use in their assault rifles (such as the M16 series and M4 carbine); as opposed to the AK-47 being chambered in the 7.62x39mm round. Reports indicate that this rifle is less accurate than the M16, but because the AK-74 doesn't have so many inner moving parts, it is easy to disassemble and maintain.

On another note, the AK-74, like its cousin '47, is a commonly blackmarketted weapon by various terrorist factions, mostly in third world nations like Arabia.

"On another note, because of terrorists blackmarketting his weapons, Mr. Kalashnikov is upset about inventing the AK-47, so much that he, supposedly, said, 'I wish I invented a lawnmower....*sniff*'. Naw it's not YOUR fault, beloved commie. lol "
-me

by Dave January 30, 2004

beach scarring

When one leaves remnants in the bowl after one drops a deuce.

"Mike, I had to bring in a HAZMAT team to clean up your beach scarring when i went to the can."

by dave March 28, 2003

nena

a fat bastard that lives in my house

nena u fat bastard!!!!

by dave April 20, 2005

twat pack

this is another term for fanny pack and you can often fill it with cock

melly: i got a new twat pack the other day and some prick filled it with cock

by dave February 21, 2005

AOL

Exclamation: resigned to complete failure.

It doesn't work. AOL

by Dave November 19, 2003

Americoon

An African-American.

"Don't mess with an Americoon, raghead!"
-a black dude with patriotism

by Dave June 13, 2004

Axel F Theme

The melody that plays on occasion for the character Axel Foley, in the 80's movie by Eddie Murphy (actually he was related to the movie's production, but he DID play as Axel Foley) Beverly Hills Cop.
Genre is a type of funky technopop. Entirely instrumental.

"I remember growing up and this was one of the songs I heard. This song is just badass. ^_^"
-me

by Dave February 11, 2004