dave's definitions

strategery

Any and all elements regarding, for example, the act of strategy and its planning, execution, etc.

"Strategery....that should actually be a word!"
-me

by Dave January 16, 2004

My Sack

the main ingredient in hotdogs

My sack is so huge, I've sold it to Oscyer Myers for $11 million and they have enough sack for the production of 293 Billion hot dogs. Give or take a few.

by Dave August 2, 2003

doppy

Someone who is: fat, dumb, lazy, smelly, cheap, stinky, stupid, foul and dim-wiited.

Did you see the way Rob made his dinner out of condiments? That was DOPPY!

by Dave December 11, 2003

mullethead

person who is known for their mullet

canadian passport, kentucky waterfall, camaro helmet, beaver paddle, achy breaky hair mistaky, business in front party in back

by dave January 18, 2005

switch

1. If your told to go get one, run your dumb ass to the store and get them a present with flowers, candy, and an "I'm sorry" card.

2. Branch of a tree transformed into a lethal ass whoopin' device known to make grown men flinch at the mere mention of the word.

3. Experienced switch makers may strip the leaves, weave the branches, and set in water for a few days to make sure the branches don't break on their rotten little hoodlum kids asses.

"Get yur ass outside to get a switch, or I'll pick one out for'ya!"

by Dave January 6, 2004

ninjitsu

Mispelling of Ninjutsu, the art of stealth CQB, practiced by the ninja.

"Although, NinjItsu and NinjUtsu sound the same, almost."
-me

by Dave November 5, 2004

wehrmacht

vehr-mahckt

Deutsche for "military power". A term used during WWII, by the Allies, to describe the entire nazi military.

"The wehrmacht had a shitload of powerful weapons, such as U-boats, railguns, top secret strategic missiles, among many others. o.o but in the end, we kicked their asses! ^.^ "
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004