SEAL

Sea, Air, Land.

A SEAL is a highly-trained special forces soldier of the US Navy. Part of a group of 2, 4, 8, or no higher than 16 other SEAL's, Navy SEAL's are pretty much the modern-day ninja; they are trained to meld in with the scenery and attack without being noticed. Their bodies are trained and pushed beyond almost human-limits.
"Not everyone can be a SEAL. In fact, you'd have to be superhuman to be one! If you really want to be a SEAL, you really have to want it."
-me

"The only easy day was yesterday!"
-SEAL Motto

"If you're called to duty but you're not ready, then you've failed."
-SEAL Moral from an officer
by Dave July 06, 2004
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latina

Female of latin origin (mostly spanish), as opposed to latino (male latin). On a sidenote, latinas are very hot'n'sexy. ^-^
"There's all kinds of beautiful women out there, but latinas have hot characteristics of their own which could make them the hottest hotties out there. ^.^ but that's still under debate......for me anyway."
-me
by Dave January 30, 2004
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Russian T-bag

When a guy takes a piss in a girls mouth and then dunks his balls in her mouth thats still filled with his own piss.
Hey, it was pretty nice giving your mom a Russian T-bag last night.
by Dave May 13, 2003
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lo-mein

"I don't know where people get the definition of lo-mein being a slang term for a woman's vagina. I guess regardless of either one, lo-mein IS good eatin'. ^.^ "
-me
by Dave February 14, 2004
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the shocker

by dave July 19, 2003
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you shut up

A quick response from a person being told to shut up.
POSEUR : "Yo yo yo yo you suck motherfucker!"
ME : "What?"
POSEUR : "Why do you wear army clothes anyway are you a faggot?"
ME : "Shut up!"
POSEUR : "You shut up!"
by Dave January 06, 2005
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Zeus

In Greek Mythology, Zeus was the god of gods. Well-known for controlling thunder & lightning, wearing a white robe and boasting a thick grey beard, kinda like my image of God.
"Zeus is not God, you pagan."
-me
by Dave September 13, 2004
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