dave's definitions

Butt Geiser Surpriser

Also known as the BGS, this is a loving sexual act in which the giver urinates up the butt of the recipient.

BGS tournaments are also known to occur in some parts of the United States, though the rules of the tournament aren't well known.

I couldn't believe the sensation brought on to me after receiving my first BGS.

After years of BGSing, I have a permanent limp.

by Dave February 12, 2004

ninjato

nihn-juh-toh
neen-jah-toh

A Japanese ninja sword. Similar to a katana, but with these characteristics:
*Slightly shorter length
*Square hilt
*Straight blade with a non-curved edge

"Ninjato's are cool! ^-^ "
-me

by Dave April 19, 2004

SEAL

Sea, Air, Land.

A SEAL is a highly-trained special forces soldier of the US Navy. Part of a group of 2, 4, 8, or no higher than 16 other SEAL's, Navy SEAL's are pretty much the modern-day ninja; they are trained to meld in with the scenery and attack without being noticed. Their bodies are trained and pushed beyond almost human-limits.

"Not everyone can be a SEAL. In fact, you'd have to be superhuman to be one! If you really want to be a SEAL, you really have to want it."
-me

"The only easy day was yesterday!"
-SEAL Motto

"If you're called to duty but you're not ready, then you've failed."
-SEAL Moral from an officer

by Dave July 6, 2004

Hotitty-hoe

specific form of "hotitty" - my hotitty-hoe, your hotitty hoe, etc. - a specific hot chick

"Yo dawg, I saw your HOTITTY-HOE at the supermarket yesterday."

by dave April 8, 2003

one holed skin flute

mouth organ.

she was playing the mouth organ when all of a sudden the spit guard started drippin'

by dave April 10, 2003

lemos

An animal that shoots poop from it's eyeballs!

Look out man that cow is a lemos!

by Dave March 2, 2004

slop

food from mcdonalds, wendys, taco bell, etc.

i'm doing a slop run. you guys want anything?

by dave December 4, 2003