zealously 

passionately

Jake osculated Alexis zealously

zealously by rormommemm September 9, 2022

Zealous Rasputin 

The sexual act in which a bro manages to insert his flaccid dong into a woman's ass while simultaneously incubating his entire scrotum in her vagina. The goal is not to achieve sexual satisfaction, it is an act done in the shameless pursuit of giving warmth to one's genitals. The female need not know the motivation, but generally is not pleased with the outcome. The endgame, my friends, is to fall asleep in this state.

Yo Byron, did you hear that Gilgamesh pulled a Zealous Rasputin on Taybeesha last night? Oh yeah dude for sure, I heard that it was quite the event. She was reasonably livid about the whole thing but she grew to accept it. Who doesn't want a little bit of warmth in their life nigga?

Zealous Rasputin by Manos Imilanololloolo June 29, 2013

over-zealous 

overly excited. really really excited about something.so much so that you do something stupid.

he was over-zealous when she asked im out.

over-zealous by guy-magnet August 19, 2007

Zealous 

To be zealous means to be full of enthusiasm, eagerness, and character

Zak is wonderfully zealous.

Zealous by Tarasayshi April 28, 2013

zealous fuel 

The musical intersection of unpleasant rhythm and painful meter changes.

The opening band tonight has a serious case of zealous fuel. I hope its a short set.

zealous fuel by son coahuila February 23, 2006

zealous 

Excited..overly excited..need to get on ridalin

Johnny was over zealous when he got laid by some hot chic

zealous by flicks July 17, 2005

Zealous Enchilita 

An overachieving latina that commonly uses phrases incorrectly, but is undeniably awesome 60% of the time, 100% of the time.

Leslie Gutierrez is, without a doubt, an zealous enchilita

Zealous Enchilita by bobbylikescowboys February 1, 2018