Zak is wonderfully zealous.
by Tarasayshi April 28, 2013

by flicks July 17, 2005

The sexual act in which a bro manages to insert his flaccid dong into a woman's ass while simultaneously incubating his entire scrotum in her vagina. The goal is not to achieve sexual satisfaction, it is an act done in the shameless pursuit of giving warmth to one's genitals. The female need not know the motivation, but generally is not pleased with the outcome. The endgame, my friends, is to fall asleep in this state.
Yo Byron, did you hear that Gilgamesh pulled a Zealous Rasputin on Taybeesha last night? Oh yeah dude for sure, I heard that it was quite the event. She was reasonably livid about the whole thing but she grew to accept it. Who doesn't want a little bit of warmth in their life nigga?
by Manos Imilanololloolo June 29, 2013

by guy-magnet August 19, 2007

by son coahuila February 23, 2006

An overachieving latina that commonly uses phrases incorrectly, but is undeniably awesome 60% of the time, 100% of the time.
by bobbylikescowboys February 01, 2018
