zealous1

zealous1,a true man with knowlegde of gaming.an expert at WOW(world of warcraft),and a nerdcore gangsta rapper,that freestyle about games,and the nerd life

guy1:dude did you get zealous1"s new cd yet
Guy2:no but i heard it would be better then his other
~or~
guy1:nooo
guy2:what happend
guy1:some guy name zealous1 is ownin me badly

zealous1 by chaos44 April 2, 2008

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Zealous Rasputin

The sexual act in which a bro manages to insert his flaccid dong into a woman's ass while simultaneously incubating his entire scrotum in her vagina. The goal is not to achieve sexual satisfaction, it is an act done in the shameless pursuit of giving warmth to one's genitals. The female need not know the motivation, but generally is not pleased with the outcome. The endgame, my friends, is to fall asleep in this state.

Yo Byron, did you hear that Gilgamesh pulled a Zealous Rasputin on Taybeesha last night? Oh yeah dude for sure, I heard that it was quite the event. She was reasonably livid about the whole thing but she grew to accept it. Who doesn't want a little bit of warmth in their life nigga?

Zealous Rasputin by Manos Imilanololloolo June 29, 2013