z.j.

The act of sticking your penile organ between a woman's (preferably lubricated) buttcheeks, followed by her jumping up and down, until the recipient's orgasm is achieved. Also known as "hotdogging". The "Z" is open for interpretation and dialogue.

Yo cuddie, that skeezer is good for nothing.
Nah cuh, word on the skreet is that she gives a fierce Z.J.

z.j. by Alexander The Decent June 11, 2009

z-j 

an act of oral sex from "giver" while the "receiver" is asleep; catching some Z's is derived from: kip, nap, sleep, and slumber.

z-j get it?

waking up to a girl practicing fellatio AKA "Z-J" on your penis.....

z-j by smeagle2012 March 11, 2009

Z-J 

Z job
when you get your morning wood blowwn

Timmy just woke up and was horny so his girlfriend gave him a z-j.

Z-J by turd_burglar=) April 3, 2008

Z-J 

When you stick three guys dicks in a girls mouth, vag, and ass then take the straight angle of inserting into her mouth the downward angle of sticking it up her ass and the straightward angle in her vag and put those angles together and you get a z therefore Z-J

Dude that Z-J we gave Johnson was great said Craig Nick and Seth

Z-J by Nick Davis February 10, 2007

Z-J 

When you stick three guys dicks in a girls mouth, vag, and ass then take the straight angle of inserting into her mouth the downward angle of sticking it up her ass and the straightward angle in her vag and put those angles together and you get a z therefore Z-J

Dude that Z-J we gave johnson was great said Seth Nick and Craig

Z-J by Nick Davis December 14, 2008

J'z 

Any type of Air Jordans

I-I-I-I-I-Got Me some J'z

J'z by DonChuy101 March 18, 2008

F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V

What the fuck, how did you find this? I mean- like- you have so many keys on your keyboard, HOW BORED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FIND THIS?!
This is true brainrot, in class, at work, who cares? If you found this... You've ascended to a higher rank of boredom, I congratulate you. Whoever you are, you are special, YOU are the special. You walk into the sped class and YOU show them how it's done, you are the king/whatever the fuck you identify as of specialness. God forbid you become bored enough to type letters in this EXACT order.

F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V

"I'm F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V'ing it!"
"Aw man, today is so F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V."

"Yo, did you see the F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V yet?"

F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V by HaltMan May 22, 2025