If you got to ask you can't afford it
A BJ is $12, an HJ is $14, a ZJ is $20.
by Tampa Bay Bad Boy August 26, 2006
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Stands for Zebra Job. This is when two girls (one black and one white) give a hand job with their fingers interlocked, this becoming black and white stripped like a zebra.
I job a ZJ from these two girls the other night, then came on the black girls face. It was awesome.
by KeithNaig November 19, 2007
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the act of receiving oral sex from a caucasian zimbabwe hooker as she balances a basket of fruit on her head, for every piece of fruit that falls out of the basket, a 2 dollar discount is awarded
i got this mango from the zj i got earlier, two dollars off
by gerken November 1, 2007
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*noun* (Zee;Jay) Made famous by broken lizard comedy troop, in the movie "Beerfest". ZJ refers to the act of getting oral sex while inebriated or under the influence of marijuana. The Z in ZJ is a one letter acronym for zombie. This is because while the recipient is getting oral sex he/she is in a zombie like state due to the effect that said drug has on his/her manuerisms.
1) Dude, I was so blazed I was just on the coach moaning. Then, out of nowhere this chick game over and gave me a ZJ.

2)He looked half dead from some of that Northern Lights we got in BC. So, I just grabbed his tool and gave him a ZJ.
by Ross Fortner November 8, 2007
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Shortened form of a "Zzzz Job" (pronounced "Zee Job".)
Oral sex performed on a man while he's asleep.

Ideally: while he's experiencing morning wood and resulting in his being roused from sleep.

See also: morning head.

Note: The "ZJ" version was made famous by the (excellent) show beerfest
Q: What are you so fucking happy about?
A: My baby's momma gave me a ZJ this morning! :-D
Q: Did she swallow?
A: Fuck yeah she swallowed; She knows not to leave a big white stain on my sheets.
by Just saw beefest. December 23, 2006
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noun. A hand job given by Jay-Z.
I went to the VMAs and gotta hand job from Jay-Z! That HJ was a ZJ!.
by Trav_outa_Jasper January 25, 2013
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1) Zip-job: receiving a hand job through the pants
2)Zombie job: recieving oral sex while inebriated or in a zombie like state.
I was wasted last night man, I think I got a ZJ from your dog.
by The Real Shocker is your Fist September 8, 2008
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