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yonisise 

Jane wanted to tighten her vagina up, so she bought some steel balls and decided to yonisise.
yonisise by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018
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yopis • Yolis • Yoish • yolisa • yogism • yoisho • yoist • Yoisted • Yonism • Yopstick

kanade yoisaki 

The best character fron Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage! They are well known for being the best character in Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage!
Ena Shinonome: Did you hear about that motherless child?
Mafuyu Asahina: Isn't it Kanade Yoisaki?
Mizuki Akiyama: YUP!!!
kanade yoisaki by STAN TUYU December 18, 2022
The word "Yoist," originating in the Skeleton Clique, can have one of two meanings.
1. Yummy and Moist
2. Yes I like it moist
When one becomes infected with the Yoist, said one may use this word as a substitute for Twenty Øne Piløts song lyrics, or really any word in general. Usually making no sense at all to anyone except the yoister, those around this yoister may be very confused and/or annoyed by the yoister's use of the word. Much evil can and will come from this word. Beware.
tell oUR DAD I'M YOISTY!!! YEAH YOU'RE A YOISTTTT! YOU'RE A YOISTTTT!
(In replacement of the lyrics of Twenty Øne Piløts's "Ruby," original lyrics being "Tell our dad I'm sorry. Yeah, you're an angel. You're an angel.")
Yoist by Dycymdy utdb April 5, 2017
Noun. English spoken in the style of Star Wars character Yoda.
"A number three meal with a large drink will I have," I said in Yodish.
Yodish by slegotoo November 9, 2010

yopes on dat 

phrase used for enthusiastic confirmation and/or agreement
Guy 1: Yo bro, these wings are kickin'!
Guy 2: Yopes on dat!
yopes on dat by Bizzlitz Masta January 3, 2008
Yonism is the sacred doctrine of the divine feminine. It derives from the world's most ancient knowing that MOTHER is GOD, not father.

Yonism is the return to fertility worship of the Goddess. Yonist practitioners bow down and worship the black woman as the living representation of God. Her vagina being the path to source; as it is the portal from which all humans arise and therefore, the place of veneration and worship.
David believes the black woman is God, lives by her wisdom and follows her leadership; therefore David is a yonist and practices yonism.

Yonism rivals all other faiths because it is the religion of the black goddess.

In yonism, God's pronouns are "SHE/HER"... Anything else is blasphemy!
Yonism by Goddess Akasha Divïnn October 3, 2022
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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